:2: Alan Dugan

"On being asked how do you feel after an operation with inadequate anesthesia. This is how i feel: I. Richard Nixon is standing in his underwear in the South Bronx in the rain. Bob Alplanalp and Bebe Rebozo are pointing at him and laughing. He's crying with gratitude. II. Richard Nixon is standing in the South Bronx in the rain. He has lost his underwear. He covers his parts with his hands and smiles shyly. Something has gone wrong. III. He is surrounded by black children with walkie-talkies and knives. They are waiting for the market to settle down. Eyes open low in mixed trading. Kidneys are sluggish. Penises are slack. There are no calls for hard-ons. Nixon has a hard-on. IV. There's a call from the Burn Unit. Fresh skin is wanted. Premium prices for whole skins. Hard-ons optional. The flayers scrub up. Nixon autographs himself. He is cloned the hard way but cloned. He or his clones will be the next President of the U.S. Thats how i feel since you asked: much better
...what a poet! :)
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Ya, I'm in a lot of pain. Cute picture, btw.
hey sugar. well if you are PG, then i'm really glad you're gonna be responsible and keep it. thats really smart. Love you always sugar!!
[Anonymous]
Wooooooooo.

You win. Because you left way more comments than anyone else, haha.


I added this diary.
Cause I rock. & you rock. & stuff.
Duh.
[Anonymous]
that was josh horn on my name
sorry about dat
[Anonymous]
ehhhh... i would like to tell you something.. if you don't already know...

its really actually pretty cute.

ehh... love you!
WRITE AN ENTRY!! IM SICK OF LOOKING AT THAT POETRY THING!! haha love ya.


[Anonymous]
lol nah it wasnt too bad. lol its not like i have very many trees that they can do anything with! haha.

love ya babe.
[Anonymous]
Lol I meant happy, u said you look mad but ur not, so i meant that I wouldnt be mad either.
Of course you are...I would be too!
heyy awesome diaryy!! it`s soo cutte!
yeah well what was said, was said and i can't take it back... but i was mad when i said that stuff but oh well lol. and yeah i guess it's good that me and bailey talked about everything.

well ttyl love ya! :)
[Anonymous]
Nice...I feel sick as fuck lol
that comment was from josh horn and so is this one
[Anonymous]
when you giggle did your fat jiggle?
[Anonymous]
i like your layout
[Anonymous]
HEY GO TO MY SIT DIARY JORDAN I THINK THAT YOU WILL ENJOY EVERY MIN OF IT!!! SPORTYGIRL
[Anonymous]
hahaha YES..you are on a role, and yourwelcome for the comment, iv missed you! haha. This diary kicks major ass! Woo...well then haha i need to go shower lol...have a great great day!! Love you much -`nyesha`
[Anonymous]
nice picture
[Anonymous]
I have some kind of flu bullshit
to tell you the truth blood brothers suck alot of dick havent you ever heard there music it sucks and the guys vocals sound like a girl
[Anonymous]
haha hey! i like the new diary... and the name is great lol. well ttyl

love ya
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