ahaha fricken amazing

RabidBtrFly17: hey!!!!!! DreamsFrom2001: BOO DreamsFrom2001: lol DreamsFrom2001: wazzup RabidBtrFly17: NM you? just got back from damn crazy russian birthday mofo poolness party... DreamsFrom2001: haha DreamsFrom2001: where? RabidBtrFly17: my adopted cousins b-day, my aunt marinas house DreamsFrom2001: ooo crazy russian family RabidBtrFly17: yes, it was horrible RabidBtrFly17: beyond horrible, but the cake was good lol DreamsFrom2001: hehe why so bad RabidBtrFly17: there were so many girls....omg...they were everywhere. RabidBtrFly17: and they were all really ditzy.. DreamsFrom2001: skiny idiots? RabidBtrFly17: and...they liked jesse mCartney... RabidBtrFly17: and they didnt know who the white stripes were RabidBtrFly17: aaaaah DreamsFrom2001: ... DreamsFrom2001: how did you....? DreamsFrom2001: X_X DreamsFrom2001: i'd be dead RabidBtrFly17: IM TELLING YOU THEY WERE LIKE RETARDED ZOMBIES! like friggen house maid, robots! DreamsFrom2001: ... DreamsFrom2001: dude i cant believe that shit..... DreamsFrom2001: -cringe- RabidBtrFly17: ya, and they all spoke russian, they are like a friggen russian clan....they are the friggen KKK! holy shit! I would have rather stuck myself in a room with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold! scary fucking shit there dude. DreamsFrom2001: LMFAO DreamsFrom2001: fucking russian people.... yea they're worse than most dope dealers. RabidBtrFly17: MOST?!?! they are worse than fucking jamaican prostitutes on crack! DreamsFrom2001: hehe but i LIKE jamaicans..... they sound so funny when they have 18 cc of crack shot up and a needle of heroin shoved up their ass. DreamsFrom2001: at that point they walk funny too DreamsFrom2001: its funny shit. DreamsFrom2001: all u need is popcorn. RabidBtrFly17: just were have you seen that ...? o.O RabidBtrFly17: cause I wanna friggen see it too! RabidBtrFly17: Weres the popcorn biotch! RabidBtrFly17: lol DreamsFrom2001: lol just go down to any k'bunk beach and find the people my brother hangs out with. DreamsFrom2001: they all think their black DreamsFrom2001: **they're DreamsFrom2001: and yea a few that actually are think they're from jamaica DreamsFrom2001: -.- RabidBtrFly17: ahahahahaha RabidBtrFly17: thats great. almost as great as naked eskimos.... RabidBtrFly17: ahaha DreamsFrom2001: -twitch- DreamsFrom2001: thats just disturbing. RabidBtrFly17: Yes, It really was. I wonder what squirrels on crack look like... DreamsFrom2001: hehe the people that i hang out with. thats what. RabidBtrFly17: they must be pretty sexy! haha DreamsFrom2001: lol i reeeeeally wouldnt knooooow..... RabidBtrFly17: mhhhmmmm lol RabidBtrFly17: so how was the streets tonight? get any action? RabidBtrFly17: aha DreamsFrom2001: me?? a WHORE?? RabidBtrFly17: YES BIOTCH! DreamsFrom2001: -hides sign that clearly states: only 75 cents an hour- DreamsFrom2001: bitch! DreamsFrom2001: screw u RabidBtrFly17: wheres my money, Im youre PIMP! RabidBtrFly17: ahaha RabidBtrFly17: im such a good pimp RabidBtrFly17: lol RabidBtrFly17: I treat my hookers nice, with respect. youre my bitches RabidBtrFly17: lol DreamsFrom2001: lmao RabidBtrFly17: yea I know, Im hott you just cant resist me, But please try, I DONT swing that way ahahaha RabidBtrFly17: now, seriously, wheres my money lol RabidBtrFly17: u still there? maybe you should lower your price to 50 cents....then we could call you 50...cent...lol DreamsFrom2001: lmao DreamsFrom2001: ur messed dude RabidBtrFly17: maybe so....maybe soo....but hey, I need to make money.....I, As a Pimp, need money..and hoes...so I can make money. RabidBtrFly17: now..I could go out on the streets myself..but....too much effort. RabidBtrFly17: lol DreamsFrom2001: lol dude if ur a pimp: then you have an asset i never quiet managed to notice DreamsFrom2001: is there.... something you'd..... i dunno: like to tell me? DreamsFrom2001: ?? RabidBtrFly17: You caught me bitch! ahaha Noooo Im a pimpette! but pimp just sounds better. besides, I like to add mystery to the job RabidBtrFly17: ahaha DreamsFrom2001: ur a she-man then???? DreamsFrom2001: HOLY FUCK RabidBtrFly17: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, I like my woman..ness...ahaha..I am all she ahaha, but if it entertains you, you may think what you like DreamsFrom2001: okie pokie ur high-ny-ness RabidBtrFly17: hahah Im a sexy pimp ahaha RabidBtrFly17: SAY IT! IM A SEXY PIMP! DO IT! OR ELSE I WILL SEND AN ARMY OF KILLER LADYBUGS AFTER UR ASS! RabidBtrFly17: muwahahahaha DreamsFrom2001: but i have a cute ass DreamsFrom2001: T.T RabidBtrFly17: ahahahaha, My ass is cuter biotch! RabidBtrFly17: ahahaha DreamsFrom2001: THATS IT!!NO ONE INSULTS DA GLUTUS MAXIMUS!! DreamsFrom2001: i challange you to an ass-off next time we meet! RabidBtrFly17: DAMN STRAIGHT! PREPARE TO LOOSE CRACK HOE! DreamsFrom2001: fuck u pot wench! DreamsFrom2001: >< RabidBtrFly17: Oh No U didnt!!!! RabidBtrFly17: Ill beat ur scrawny ass! DreamsFrom2001: -snap- oh its on! DreamsFrom2001: bring it bitch! RabidBtrFly17: Maybe I will! RabidBtrFly17: Ill bring me curling iron too! So i can burn your ass with it! ahahahaha DreamsFrom2001: haha aight: do just that. then shove it up your ass! RabidBtrFly17: ouch, RabidBtrFly17: lol DreamsFrom2001: lol
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