44 caliber lover letter

Feeling: bonkers
=~Mental Health Hospital answering machine~=- Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your Mother's maiden name. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
Read 5 comments
Don't worry about me - I'm just crazy. Thanks.

Fran
[Anonymous]
LOL, can i have the number for that hospital.......lol. Thats so kool. Yeah ill be waiting for that number, ill tell you a secret.......its an EMERGENCY .........LOL *JESS*
[Anonymous]
cool i though so.i dont have much to say becauuse i got to get off the comp. srry i have check if i added u. if u want me to or not.
mcl
[Anonymous]
Lol thats fucking funny. I like it. Yeehah.

Solve.
[Anonymous]
hey thats great that u are strong about your faith, but i dont think i would be a hypocrate if i said i didnt like that because Christian and athiest are 2 completely different religions and i agree that we need to be strong about our faith and i support you for that but i dont support your religion