THE FUNNIEST SHYT ALIVE!!!!

to this day... this remains one of THEE most funniest fuckin convos inda history of online chatting!!! this was made like last year.. but it still has to be... the most... O.C shyt ever!!! so view n prepare to laugh ur fuckin ass off!!!! Skittolz214: fuqq that Skittolz214: wit her floppy pussy EyeMightBeYoDad: LMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit streched out Skittolz214: her shyt be sweatin like a draft after a hurricane EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: yeap EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit b swingin in da wind Skittolz214: not by me tho Skittolz214: she was born streched out EyeMightBeYoDad: ugh Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: in da wing Skittolz214: wind* Skittolz214: LMMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: she clean her coochie at tha car wash Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: she need one o them ultra car scrubbers to clean that fucka out EyeMightBeYoDad: hells yea wit da spit shine n da glossy wax EyeMightBeYoDad: she b gettin dat 50 dolla wash Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: all in quarters Skittolz214: uno sed spit shine!! Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: heww naww Skittolz214: thas where she been the past couple days Skittolz214: the car wash coochie cleanin EyeMightBeYoDad: her coochie like mike tyson bitin nigga shit Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: she got a nickname for it to Skittolz214: THE SNAPPER!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: im surprised u still stand in b round da killa coochie EyeMightBeYoDad: like da predator Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! she runnin a whole village in that coochie EyeMightBeYoDad: kinda like killa whales EyeMightBeYoDad: part 2 Skittolz214: lil baby riendeers and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao brb Skittolz214: LMMFAO!! Skittolz214: ight EyeMightBeYoDad: ight im back EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit b like james n tha giant peach Skittolz214: ROFL!!! Skittolz214: she got a hole fruiot garden growin in that bitch Skittolz214: mushroom patches and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit got tarzan geogre of tha jungle n tha cheetos yiger EyeMightBeYoDad: tiger* Skittolz214: HEWW NAWWW Skittolz214: lions, and tigers, and bears EyeMightBeYoDad: OH MY Skittolz214: long lost orange power ranger be hidin there EyeMightBeYoDad: hells yea EyeMightBeYoDad: b like tigerzord pussy GO Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: fuqqin G I Joes be sand baggin that thing EyeMightBeYoDad: n dem army niggas from toy story n shit EyeMightBeYoDad: RED TEAM GO EyeMightBeYoDad: them b doin shit like wen her neighbor spied on u EyeMightBeYoDad: spyed* Skittolz214: ROFL!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: like u can leave wit outta digital Skittolz214: im rollin Skittolz214: LMAO EyeMightBeYoDad: u pull out yo dick u got anotha nigga in yo grill like HEEY Skittolz214: she got a crystal ball and shyt Skittolz214: A HAHHAHh Skittolz214: sumone be landscapin her pubics and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: got rambo shootin west nile virus havin monkey wit spitballs Skittolz214: OOoOO damn!!!! Skittolz214: im moanin and shyt Skittolz214: thats too damn funny EyeMightBeYoDad: them here come da cheetos tiger like "FLAMING HOT" EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: hell yea Skittolz214: got a whole rain forest Skittolz214: tropical EyeMightBeYoDad: she b havin tha annually wheelchair races in her pussy Skittolz214: them fuqqin rat races Skittolz214: her shyt is under attack 24/7 Skittolz214: that shyt be sweatin.... EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b heatin weeners up like a microwave n shit Skittolz214: monthly droughts every tuesday Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!!!! Skittolz214: it over flows from time to time EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: lil pokemon be matin and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: then smokey come out da jungle like "only U can prevent forest fires" Skittolz214: HER PUZZY the hole that they found sadam housane hiding in EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: shyt thas sad Skittolz214: her body heat be jumpin wit that cooch EyeMightBeYoDad: wuts sad is her pussy get betta recption on them tvs then mine EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: OOOO HEWW NAWW!!!!!! Skittolz214: LMMFAO!! Skittolz214: ROFL! Skittolz214: thas sum shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: then u get da verison dude like "can u hear me now....GOOD" Skittolz214: she dont get periods.... she gets tidal waves Skittolz214: hera me now good LMMFAO Skittolz214: hear* EyeMightBeYoDad: nigga she dont get periods she get exclamtion points Skittolz214: DAMNNN!!! I DUNNO WAT TO SAY Skittolz214: IM FUQQIN DYIN Skittolz214: LMAO EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skittolz214: im at her scary ass Skittolz214: LMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: UH OH EyeMightBeYoDad: its round 2 of our session EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dat sunburnt pussy Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: hey hol up im snappin EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit b peelin EyeMightBeYoDad: ight Skittolz214: read this shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: ight Skittolz214: EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao EyeMightBeYoDad: freaks dont got dat starched pussy Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: heww naww Skittolz214: im at her shyt now EyeMightBeYoDad: freaks pussy dont b havin pussy lika balled up piece of paper EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy open lika umbrella EyeMightBeYoDad: on da reel he pussy b clappin n whisltin Skittolz214: EyeMightBeYoDad: she got her pussy lips ina knot uno Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: kowabunga vagina EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dat reusable all-pupose pussy tell her 2 use her coochie 2 dry her eyes EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b flappin like wen u turn tha pages ina book EyeMightBeYoDad: i dunno bout u but im at her shit EyeMightBeYoDad: she b openin 2 liters wit her cooch Skittolz214: OMFG!!!! Skittolz214: u got me rollin Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: OOoOo SHYT EyeMightBeYoDad: im tellin wit da all-pupose coochie she b pops pickle jars like it aint nuffin EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b doin dat wave like ata baseball game EyeMightBeYoDad: i think she pms-in cuz she aint hav time 2 go 2 tha car wash 2 clean her cooch out EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dust bunnies in her shit EyeMightBeYoDad: pocket lint EyeMightBeYoDad: old bus transfers EyeMightBeYoDad: lil iraqi illegal durty sock wearin bums EyeMightBeYoDad: she b gelin her pussy so it dont escape her pants she b havin 2 blow dry dat bitch EyeMightBeYoDad: tellin it 2 stay Skittolz214: u bout to make me cry EyeMightBeYoDad: DAMN UNO IM HAVIN A BLAST I DUNNO BOUT U Skittolz214: on everything EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: ROFL!!! Skittolz214: imma put this in the funny convos EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy produce sugar n shit EyeMightBeYoDad: me 2 Skittolz214: juss so that scarry ass gurl will know EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao EyeMightBeYoDad: on da reel her pussy can play cds n dvds Skittolz214: im pissed right now... but u makin me crack up uno!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao EyeMightBeYoDad: she gotta 800 cd disk changer EyeMightBeYoDad: in her pussy EyeMightBeYoDad: witta flat screen tv EyeMightBeYoDad: she b hidin in her pussy like she was a turtle EyeMightBeYoDad: "TURTLE TURTLE" EyeMightBeYoDad: "AM I 2 TURTLE 4 THA TURTLE CLUB??" Skittolz214: **speachless** Skittolz214: ROMFFL!!!!!!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy in related 2 tha snapping skitsofrenic man eating squrel EyeMightBeYoDad: they like brother n sista EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy can breathe underwater Skittolz214: HOLY FUQQIN SHYT!!!!! Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!!!!!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: pussy lips lookin lika big ass hairy eagle EyeMightBeYoDad: flyin thru da air EyeMightBeYoDad: ora car goin down tha street wit bof doors open EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b pickin up tucker radios n shit EyeMightBeYoDad: "BREAKER BREAKER WE GOTTA DUBLE BOUGIE" EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy tha only pussy dat can drown fish Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: RFOLK Skittolz214: RFOL Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: RFOL EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: OOO GOD IMMA PISS MY PANTS EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b laughin like spongebob EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy can re-site tha whole eminem verse on how come her shit b in da shower like "HOW COME!!" EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy can rap faster tha twista EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy so flabby n nasty it gots chins n a stomach EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit need 2 find a slimfast or sumthin EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy need 2 go on da subway diet EyeMightBeYoDad: she masturbate by stickin her feet in her shit EyeMightBeYoDad: she used 2 b able 2 just use a vibrator but her pussy eat da batteries EyeMightBeYoDad: LMFAO AHH SHIT I SHUD HAV MY OWN TV SHO Skittolz214: damn im showin my whole family this shyt u sayin' Skittolz214: erybody is rollin Skittolz214: LMMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b hibernatin in da winter EyeMightBeYoDad: n wen she open it in da spring butterflies rats squirrels and geese b comin out like "DAMN WUT AN EXPERIENCE" EyeMightBeYoDad: comin out wit autograph pictures of da cheetos tiger like her was "DANGEROUSLY CHEESY" EyeMightBeYoDad: he* EyeMightBeYoDad: hey u kno thas where they filmed tha matrix EyeMightBeYoDad: in her pussy EyeMightBeYoDad: all day all u heard was "hello mr anderson" EyeMightBeYoDad: it was echo thru her cave pussy EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy can do jumpingjacks EyeMightBeYoDad: tha pringles guy is supposed 2 stop by sumtime dis week thas wut it sed on her official site EyeMightBeYoDad: want tha site Skittolz214: uno u got me officially rying Skittolz214: crying* EyeMightBeYoDad: its my fat ass pussy can hold elepants n dinosaurs while playin lloyd banks cd evn while u watchin bat man returns all at da same time.com Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: wat the site?? EyeMightBeYoDad: thas tha site>>>my fat ass pussy can hold elepants n dinosaurs while playin lloyd banks cd evn while u watchin bat man returns all at da same time.com Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: holl up imma go to it EyeMightBeYoDad: ight EyeMightBeYoDad: its raw u can play games get tha weather watch tv n shit evrthang EyeMightBeYoDad: them niggas in china b on dat site like 23 hrs n 59 minutes a day Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: ROIFL!!! Skittolz214: damn EyeMightBeYoDad: im srry folks but mario ribbin session is ova come again later n we'll rib anotha muthafuka til steve pisses his pants Skittolz214: LMFAO!!!!!! GAME FUCKIN OVER!!!! U HAVE JUSS WITNESSED THEEEEE FUNNIEST FUCKIN THING ALIVE!!! PE2CE BITCH!!!!
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wow really taht was not that funny. i guess u wud have to like b the oen talkin.
"Skittolz214:HER PUZZY the hole that they found sadam housane hiding in" I laughed the most at that point. lol you and mario...lol i miss you boys *EM
[Anonymous]
LMFAO ROFL!!! man we toasted her shit uno lmao imma pass those convos down 2 my children and they're gonna pass it down and so on it will NEVA b forgotten lmao
yur a loser for putting a whole convo in yur entry, ahah U SUCK STEVEN! YOU'RE GAY AND U SURE AS HELL AINT GON' GET MY MAN! AHAH, you gonna be sal-ty! ahahaahahah. much luv! ;) ...NOT!
ahahah ur such a loser man. i miss u like hell steven...call me sometime
[Anonymous]
ahaha, slow ass... you gave them to us! duhr! it was at one of my "gatherings" lol. and me and kara just decided to put all the stuff on. well... now that i think about it, u didn't even really have the choice to say yes or no b/c we just kinda took them from around the house and came downstairs with them on. lOl. ahah. goood times. yur a funny lil guy, steven; that u are. -yur fav chica ;)