ohhh man. my mom left me home alone with the scary orange, glitter woman. she talks so much! AHH! shes so scary. and glittery. and has a REALLY bad orange tan. thats why shes the scary orange, glitter woman. i dont like her. she spent almost an hour in our bathroom one time. i thought she died in there. that would have been fuckin scary. my mother took my out to the Burger Stadium parking lot and let me learn how to drive an auotmatic. i like stick shift better. then we went to Wendy's, Petsmart and Home Depot. there was this weird guy that worked in the paints department who was checking me out. not like at the register. he was like following us around and kept touching my shoulder. it was creepy. ew. my mom was teasing me about it. god i hate people like that. but yeah, im down to my last cigarette. i found Belle's lighter in my pocket when i got home the other day. heh, oops. ill give it back to you tomarrow or something. i have to go clean the damn kitchen now. Squivvle the penguin. PLAY WITH MY PENGUIN DAMNIT! click him enough times and he falls into the arctic waters below..

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