I found veggie dip and carrots in my backpack two days ago. I don't know how it got there. The veggie dip turned yellow. And the carrots. We ate them. I know how AIDS came to be. Some homosexual had sex with 3000 guys. Contracted an STD everytime he had sex. And then having all the STDs, they mutated. And now we have AIDS! Okay, so thats not true. Nor is the "a gay man had sex with a monkey" shindig. Asta la vista doggie.