Cody: Cody means sexy fucking sex in egyptian
me: does it really?
Cody: well
Cody: it must
Cody: if my parents named me cody
me: you were an ugly, pink, bloody little child
me: how would they know
Cody: I came out in a golden robe
Cody: I came out liek that so no blood could get on me
Cody: then i pulled out another clean one
Cody: and put it on and im like what bitches
Cody: and them my dad and mom are like
Cody: oh well we have to call him sexy fucking sex
Cody: and my moms like
Cody: well i heard thats cody for short in egypt
Cody: and there ya go
me: the story of your name
Cody: i should write a god damn book about my life
Cody: i could call it
Cody: bullography
Cody: autobullography
Cody: my synopsis would be like
Cody: dont read this its all bullshit
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