Because we all know, when the cat pee speaks, that it is most definitley true. My mom can strip an AK-47 blindfolded. Yeah, she can. I'm going to tape it one day. Actually, one day, I'll find an AK, stick on the ground randomly. And have her walk by it...and then I'll wear a top-hat, with a well hidden camera in it, and video-tape everything she does. Then I'll sell it on e-bay and be like, MOTHER WITH AK-47. I have to tell you this story. My cousin lives in Philly right? And no offense to my fellow black-friends, but Philadelphia is dominantly black, right? So my cousin Kareem, up until he was 5, thought he was black. No joke. He's not black. He's middle eastern. The conversation went something like this: Aunt Jill: Kareem, you're not black. Kareem: -shocked look- What!? But we're from Africa aren't we! Aunt Jill: No, but your uncle Hussein is from Egypt. -all his black friends stare at him- Kareem: You ruined it, mom. l.m.f.a.o Also, did I tell yo about how my dad, being from Egypt, and when asked for his race on an application or something, he'd put "African-American." And one day, someone decides, that's not right. So they argue with him, and its like Person: You're not African-American. Dad: Yes I am, I'm from Egypt. Person: But you're not black. Dad: I'm more African than half of these African-Americans! Another laughter-fest. I just found those hilariously funny. And a disclaimer: I like black people. I have black friends. This is just a joke. And I love you!! <33 Also, the big hole in our backyard, previously filled with mud, has now been filled with water, and surrounded by sand. We're progressing much.