Eeyore's Second Law of Motion: A falling Pooh Bear will land on a gorse bush......but a falling Tigger will land on an Eeyore. A True Friend....will desert you in your time of need. Even if you think you have nothing worth stealing...someone will come along and take your tail. The Wrong Answers are the ones you go looking for when the roght answer is staring you in the face. You can give the donkey a happy ending....but the miserable beginning remains forever. Disparage Success: But Eeyore was saying to himself: "This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it". Make Depression Your Friend: "I might have known", said Eeyore. "After all, one can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!' The Social Round. Always something going on. Gaze on Greyness: Cultivate a permanently tragic expression by staring at your reflection for hours on end; it's sure to bring atouch of gloom to even the sunniest of days. Lose Your Friendships: Avoid unexpected guests "dropping in" by placing your door knocker just out of reach. Expect the Worse: Even if somebody remembers to come to your birthday party, they will almost certainly... eat your present on the way.... or break it! Write Down Your Worries: And then depress your companions by reading them out loud. Enjoy Boredom: It's all you've got to look forward to. Double Whammy: No matter how bad things seem...nothing could be worse than being used as a towel rail http://www.geocities.com/eeyorelass/