Foamy: Attention All! I am here today to sing for my supper and collect money for the almight chruch of Foamy! What I'm doing here today, everyone, is taking donations, to build, the grandest monument to the LORD and master, me. And, of course, I ain't expecting you to give me money for free, so, what i'm going to do, is entertain you-with-song. (Choir tone) So here we go! ("Squirelly Wrath"-- Subtitled) Squirrelly Wrath I will kill you all Nothing you can do about it I will kill you all Nothing you can do about it Squirrelly Wrath Squirrelly Wrath Squirrelly Wrath You’re all gonna die You’re all gonna die Squirrelly Wrath Squirrelly Wrath All right, fine, probably not the best song to pick, but, you cheap Bastards! Oh, oh, oh, I see; you Bastard probably didn't like the message, huh? Squirelly wrath, huh? Well fuck you, allright? How about this one? This one's better, Huh? Huh? ("I am the LORD and master") I’m The Lord & Master I’m the lord & master All of you are bastards Worship me Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed I’m the lord & master ..That's me, you son of a bitch. Now give me Money. Money! Money, money... (Hums) Yee-ahh. Cheap bastards. All right. This next song, I wrote, because.. I am the Squirrel! Now shut up and listen, ya fuckin' bastards! ("I'm a squirrel") And So I’m A Squirrel And so I’m, a squirrel And you’re not, how pathetic you are So I’m, a squirrel And you’re not, you’re just human, how pathetic you are You don’t have a fluffy tail You don’t have squirrelly wrath You just build to destroy While I collect some nuts And you all suck ..Oh, come ON!! That one had a message to it! A MESSAGE! You know? That, like, you people just blow up stuff, just, for no reason? And all squirrels have to do is collect NUTS? Be more nature-like, Maaaaan! Respect the trees, respect them all! And respect me! Ugh. You know what? Tommorow, I'll come back with a full band, maybe it would impress you if I had the whole 8th street band, like Bruce Springsteen! Go pay $80 to go see him at Madison square garden, but you won't pay me a nickle? Aww! Yeah, cross the street so you won't have to deal with me! (End) Hope you get hit by a fuckin' bus! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE MY FOAMY RANT!!!