Maximum embarassment!

Listening to: sports on tv
Feeling: embarrassed
Welcome to my day of maximum embarassmentage. It started . . . We had to do a concert for the younger kids in the area. So all of the k through 5 kids came and sat down in our gym and stuff, and the band played songs for them. My mom, who is a 5th grade teacher, was their with her class. During a silent part in a song she somehow got all of the little kids in her class to yell out "HIIIII KIMBLE!!!" around 800 people turned to me....I was like "mooooom..." I got over that one though, because I'm mentally tough...(inside joke with bball team...even though none of them read this. haha)After basketball practice later that day, I was waiting for my mom. (she was late, as always) It was around 4:30-5ish, so it was dark out. Anyway I was doing a quick check in the parking lot to see if she was there yet. I saw a figure and knew it wasn’t my mom, but I yelled out "MOM...?!" to some random guy anyway. I decided that I probably looked weird calling this person mom so I tried to sprint away before they could see me clearly. This is the part where my ice dodging skills fail me, and I slip and fall in front of a car full of people. Goddd.... My mom was extremely late, even for her, so I was like "I suppose I'll just go and change." So I was walking into the girls locker room, getting ready to change and everything, when I look up only to see the John Bapts boys basketball team all in there changing. Haha, I had a pretty slow reaction time and stood there like "what...?...Oh, sorry" They said I could stay with them but I just like, walked out. Yeah. Handled that one well. I wonder what today will bring . . . but anyway, comment to me all of your embarrassing moments, it will make me feel better. Haha, and I'll add you to my friends. And we can start a Hall Of Shame club. Yay! kimble!! :o) (o:
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Hahahahaha. Poor Kimble.

On field day in 4th grade, there was this activity where you'd just jump off a springboard and do whatever in the air and land on a big blue mat, and I decided it'd be cool if just did a superman dive. So I did, and somehow in midair both my whorts and underwear fell down and I mooned my entire class. Then I ran up to the room crying and Emily Thompson consoled me by giving me her juice box.
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And then once someone had the same Charlotte Hornets starter jacket as Kayla Wass, and I walked up behind them and hit them on the head because I thought it was Kayla, and it wasn't them and I just turned and walked away like I knew what I was doing.

I have more stories but I don't feel like typing them.

I got your christmas presents a few days ago. Be excited. Be VERY excited.

Out: Gretchen
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just got back from the b to the ball games...yay kimble's team won!

love me aka gretchen awesome
[Anonymous]
I NEVER get embarrassed!
Well there is that one time back in 6th grade when we skipped play practice and spyed on the boy scouts..remember that? Yes, I'm not going to type the whole story becasue it depresses me...
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