I love you, Little Willy!

Listening to: outkast
Feeling: loved
Guess what! I have a new love! <3 Today in bball before practice my coach was like "Kimble, I have a present for you! Remind me after practice!" I was like surrrrrrrre thing.. So later he comes up to me and looks really devious, and whips out this little tennis ball. On it, it says "Kimble's" and has a little smiley face. He tells me "Okay, Kimble, you have to keep this with you, and squeeze it in your hands so that they become stronger." "Thanks!" "BUT, you have to keep it with you all the times. Girls on the team will ask you in class and in the halls if you have it, and if you don't I have to give them 50 cents and you have to do 2 suicides." So apparently, I have to carry a little tennis ball around school and everywhere. Also, if someone gets it from me then whoever does gets 5$ from coach, and I have to do 10 (TENNNNN!) suicides. Now people are sending like, little spies to my house to get a tennis ball that I have to guard with my life. Already Evan Farly and Andre have attacked me, sent from Lauren Berg. And what am I supposed to do in gym? Play volleyball with one hand? Arr...coach is so weird! But I named the ball Little Willy and he is cute and tennis-ey and ALL MINE! Other news....none! haha have a HAPPY DAY! And send me Valentines! Kimble! (and Little Willy, who is sitting next to me!)
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sounds fun...
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