Listening to: lets get it started- B.E.P
Feeling: ambivalent
no idea what ambivalent means. i went to camp with alex at the university of tennessee. there were like volleyball, cheerleading, dancing, and baseball camps going on at the same time. so all the soccer players were in the line for breakfast, and these like squads of cheerleaders cut in front of us. so all the soccer ppl were yelling at the cheerleaders and telling them to get at the end of the line, but they wouldnt move. so then kirby, this really cool counselor person (she plays for the tennessee team that plays goalie and has really cool hair) comes in and we tell her whats gonig on.. so she goes over to cheerleaders and sez hey you guys got to go to the end of the line. its all right this time, but dont do it again. just cheer your way through. then she turned to us and goes "if i was a cheerleader, i would cry." it was soo funny. then the cheerleaders got mad, and this little fat one goes..."at least we're cuter than them." and that pissed kirby off. she was like :have YOU been doing anything all day? NO! we have we actually ran and did something." and the cheerleaders were so mad. ( they wear shorts rolled like 10 times and like spandex short tanktops everyday, with ribbons in their hair). then kirby goes, "hey guys, lewts all wear our camp shirts tomorrow so we can match!" like in a perky voice. it was soo funny. then we started immitaing them outside. we rolled our shorts like past our buts and tied our shits up and started sxcreaming and kicking. then this idiot cheerleader fell down the stairs.
yeah, so this cheerleader goes "oh look im a soccer player" and she kicks this cup on the ground like 2 inches. so alex turns to her and goes oh heeellll no!!! i hate cheerleaders, not all of them bt most of them. its not even a sport...the kind withh all the flips in like bring it on is, but not the football kind.
our team won the championship and we each gopt this book thing. i bought a sweatshirt at the store bcuz i slept with a sheet and woke up freezing every day. i got pj pants from a drugstore and candy from the other store.the candymachines only took change, and the change machine didnt work, so i couldnt really get that. these girls tried, and it got stuck in the machione. so i rammed into it like 20 times and hurt my hip. then we finally tipped over the machine and it fell out.
I met this girl emily who was really funny. she chugged a bottle of hot sauce at lunch and her eyes started watering and she lost her voice. and we had a screaming contest, and her eyes got really big and her scream got higher at the end. it was really funny. we all did the butt dance to imitate the cheerleaders. we were in the lobby watching the big screen, and this music video came on by black eyed peas called lets get it started. we started dancing to it and it was really funny. our dorm mate ppl next to us hung out with us too. they were like 1 or 2 years younder. they told us this joke and i started laughing hysterically, cuz they sed it in this southern accent.
melissa was like "what did the devil have between his legs?" i was like i dont want to know. she goes " great balls of fire!" and runs out of the room. me and alex started cracking up.
at the talent show, it was our coach, ashleys birthday, so we all dressed like cheerleaders and did a cheer and spelled happy birthday ashley with our butts. it was really funny. our team was called the hurricanes and we kicked ass. we had a weird cheer and we messed up on it every time.
ali sed i shot like a bullet and i was all happy. then there was this girl i called the bulldozer, because she knocked everyone down, she rammed into me and i slip across the grass on my face. i got to play in the alsstar game, but i sucked realy bad. it was alot of fun, and i want to again next year, with alex lita and mel.
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