Abstinence Survey
Finish the sentences
I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:
to ummmmm never let grubby boys come near me – unless it's just fun innocent stuff like tripping me and pulling my hair.
Don't ever wear:
trampy stuff hehe like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it.
Don't do:
rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes that make me totally unlovable.
Never use:
tampons because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.
I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:
forcing my wonderful parents to use "tough love" and kick me out of the house for embarrassing them by being such a little whore and having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, wanting to corrupting my bastard child with their sicko "love."
Sex is for:
me!..i mean fags
k i made up the responses and i got the questions from this sex ed site that is like a abstinence quiz..i just made it better
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