quiz.sexy

Abstinence Survey Finish the sentences I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge: to ummmmm never let grubby boys come near me – unless it's just fun innocent stuff like tripping me and pulling my hair. Don't ever wear: trampy stuff hehe like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it. Don't do: rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes that make me totally unlovable. Never use: tampons because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from: forcing my wonderful parents to use "tough love" and kick me out of the house for embarrassing them by being such a little whore and having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, wanting to corrupting my bastard child with their sicko "love." Sex is for: me!..i mean fags k i made up the responses and i got the questions from this sex ed site that is like a abstinence quiz..i just made it better
Read 5 comments
That is great! I'm gunna post it on my diary, but no worries.. i will say that it is yours.. I just think its f-ing hillarious! I'm gunna add you as a friend. I hope its ok.
cuttee! thats so fucking funny! wut site is that off of? i want it! ILU!
[Anonymous]
that is so true and I love it. You don't mind if I put it in my diary. and if i add you as a friend.
[Anonymous]
that is so true and I love it. You don't mind if I put it in my diary. and if i add you as a friend.
[Anonymous]
that is so true and I love it. You don't mind if I put it in my diary. and if i add you as a friend.
[Anonymous]