So I like a guy and he's pretty much perfect for me. Hes funny and outgoing and likes good music and hes a vegetarian and he liiiikes me. He really likes me. We held hands last night and he put his head on his lap as he watched the movie. I combed my fingers through his hair and he would explain the movie when I didn't understand it. People asked if we were going out. We said no, but we both wished we could say yes. I text him saying I like holding his hand. I text him and say he totally wants to get a slurpie with me ("Heathers" phrase meaning have sexxxx) and he replies with "uh yeah, thank you captain obvious." If only my family wouldn't crucify me for this.