Driving Woes

by myscarletlife
Feeling: carefree
First off, I have to start by saying that I believe that this is "National Drive Slow in the Fast Lane" month and I'm pissed cause no one told me! I swear, more this month than any other, people have felt the need to disgrace the fast lane AND carpool lanes of the freeway with their measley 65mph speeds IF THAT!!! Keep in mind, I'm a speed freak all the way and nine times out of ten I'm doing at LEAST 80. Granted I'm breaking the law, but I DON'T REALLY CARE!!! There is an unspoken rule of the road that if you are going to go slow, you stick to the outter most right lanes, NOT THE LEFT LANES!!! It is called the "Fast" lane for a reason! By driving like a moron, I'm forced to drive like an idiot to avoid and get around you. I hate idiot drivers and hate it even more when I'm forced to become one! Ok, now that that is off my chest! I actually feel like I look "pretty" today but not really by choice. Since my boss said I didn't have to wear the standard polo shirt and dress pants combo any longer, I've actually had a chance and reason to wear my nice clothes that I somehow aquired during my time in Retail. Guess they WERE good for something! Oh yeah and for the record, I'd like to say that listening to the album Becoming X by Sneaker Pimps not only makes me THINK sexy, but makes me FEEL sexy too... I'm just odd that way!
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Remember, the speed limit is for people who don't know how to drive. I've learned to drive offensively because I have to keep a lookout for those retarded dorkmonkeys out there with licenses. Drive fast, drive hard, drive drunk...wait...dont' drive drunk...drive faster. There we go :D
Tootles.
Hmmm, wear something nice or nothing at all? I have nothing nice, but I don't think anybody wants to see me wear nothing. I'd wear a kilt for you. I don't know how hot I'd look, but I'm just that kind of guy. :P
Tootles.
If telling it how it is, then yes, you're a dorkus, and you're damn groovalicious for it. I'd say more now, but I'm off to become another cog in the wheel of progress, a.k.a. Staples interview. I need money to buy you a car. Any kind your heart desires.
Tootles.
People don't understand why I get so aggrivated with drivers these days. I don't have road rage, but I do get road angst, which in many cases is worse! I often wonder how most of the people out there got their license!
And as for seeing you nekkid, I can only asume you speak from a self-depriciating sense as I find the human body in ALL its shapes and sizes to be beautiful.
And any guy that would wear a kilt for me just rocks! *wink*
I enjoyed your rant as well and I feel the same way as you. The worst is the little old ladies, even off the freeway.
I also see that you've made friends with one of mine, joltbloodedpsycho . Don't worry, he smells delicious and with the way he's been talking about you lately, you could probably get him into anything you wanted him in. Truly though, he's one of the best guys left in this world. :P
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Oh, and absolutely no offense was taken. You're comment actually perked me up a bit, thanks. :)
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