So I was walking down the isle at Tower Records and on one side of me is CD's and on the other is a makeshift isle in the middle of the main isle where they keep their collectables. So there I am walking around minding my own damned business when this little preppy ass teenie bopper walks to where they have the collectables, picks up a Jesus doll, and I kid you not (I have witnesses) said, while really meaning it: "oh My GOD!!! Jesus is like, SO IN this year!" I kid you not... It took all of my energy not to grab the little trend whore by her perfect ponytail and bash her head into the display with all my might until her face was nothing more than a quivering and spurting mass of GOO!!! Instead, I just laughed...