Sooooooo...

by myscarletlife
My brain is trying to escape through the top of my head and no matter how I try and stop it, it keeps finding new ways to let me know it wants out! *knock knock* Who's There? Your Brain! Your Brain Who? YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!! Ok... that was lame, but that's how it feels. Just imagine for a moment that your brain is trying to seep out of your head through your pores and tear ducts and is doing an absolutely terrible job. Now add in the fact that while said brain is trying to do said actions, it is also beating on a big bass drum (how that got up there I'll never know) and using one of it's free sectors to gnaw endlessly at your occular sockets! Yep... that's only the start, but I think you get the point! Anyone know a good head shrinker?
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Only if the sledgehammer is NERF approved and doesn't do much more than *fluff* when it hits me.
And I said NERF, not ACME! Don't even think about pulling the old switcheroo, or you'll rue the day once I wake up again!
ooo. that doesn't sound so good. Did you take any tylenol or excedrin or anything? i really like that total bitch picture you have. :D
[Anonymous]
Maybe a good sledgehammer to the skull will help. At least it'll make you forget for while, say, 2 to 3 years or your life. :P Feel better.
Tootles.
I think I'm going to break down and take an Aleve. I hate relying on pills to make me feel better though!
As for my pic, thanks! I found it through a friend and I think it just fits!
FINE!!! But I can shrink your head by cutting it off and putting it in the dryer for waaaaaaaay too long. Sound good? Good.
Tootles.
No No No!!!
You've got it all wrong!
You don't shrink a head by cutting it off and putting it in the dryer for way too long!
GAH!!!
You have to say some voodoo/santaria/headshrinker mumbo jumbo and dance around with a bone necklace and a roting old loin cloth, and paint your face with like... white stuff!
Doesn't ANYONE adhere to tradition anymore!?!?!?!