so there i was in iss. it was 30 degrees below zero and i was naked. it was like any other day until the clock striked 10:53. then all of a sudden the ground started to shake and the ceiling tiles started to fall. the roof of the building lifted u[ and goblins and aliens jumped in and started killing people. i was like what the hell. then i thought and said no way are they going to kill the few friends i have. so i pulled out my tetziga and started slashing. i caught up with JIME the dragon slayer, and firecrotch the impermeable.(in case u didnt know who i am they call me whitelightning elite.) then the rest of our friends met up with us and got in the middle of us and avoided them. angel got some of his fat sucked out of him by the blood sucking alien from planet 300. after most of the fat was gone firecrotch killed him with a spinning roundhouse with a slash of his samiuari sword. then angel was able to fight with us now. we called him the real mexican pabalo oochie goochie cha cha. he used his sancho to kill his victims. then in came this huge,gigantic,enormus,super,mega dragon with fangs the size of ur mama. then in came two other friends to help us. they were master jeph rochi and gaven the destroyer. they wanted to help slay the dragon, but this was a battle for JIME the dragon slayer. he knew that and the dragon knew that. they stared each other in the eyes then gaven got tired of waiting for the battle to happen. so he took the dragons soul and the dragon fainted. JIME was pissed. he stabbed gaven in the aorta. little did JIME know that when he killed gaven the dragons soul was released back into the dragons body. at that point JIME was in the bathroom. you probably already know what he was doing. the dragon popped up and went after JIME. the dragon towered over the the stall JIME was in. JIME pulled out hit sword but then the real mexican pabalo oochie goochie cha cha shoved 12 sanchos in the dragons mouth and the dragon was full so he left and went home. JIME was pissed cause he didnt get to slay the dragon, but it was ok cause everyone else thought we were heros so we got awarded and all the girls that had heard about us had sex with us.