This is an essay done in my english class, I have to put it here because I usualy put them in my blog on MySpace but uhhh, my profile is down for maintenance for some reason. so here...
The Classics
Dear Government-
I am a movie watcher from hell. There’s something about a good movie that puts me at ease. But “Me†Is not the topic I’m going for right now. What I really want to talk about is the new generation’s movies and the new generation watching movies.
I was sitting at my house a couple weeks ago, when my friend Twitch came busting thru my door Crammer style. In her hand she had the anniversary addition DVD of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She then proceeded to pop it into my DVD player without asking, knowing it would be ok with me to watch it for the millionth time.
Now, here’s the catch, I have a roommate by the name of Sloan. He is 18, and has never seen RHP Show. I suppose that isn’t a sin, but then I got curious. I asked him about the classics. It went like this
Me-Have you ever seen People Under the Stairs? S- No
Me- Have you ever seen Last House on the Left? S- No
Me- Have you ever seen Little Shop of Horrors? S- No
Me- What have you seen? And might I ask, was it the hallway or the bedroom closet, which your parents locked you in?
Now, I have become even more curious with the younger generation. When I go to my Aunts house, I try to pay attention to the movies and TV shows my 13 year old cousin watches. I was quite surprised. She mostly watches the shows on The Disney Channel or Shows for her age. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, I just hadn’t realized how things have changed so much since I was her age or even younger.
I remember watching Tales from the Crypt, The Goonies, Night of the Living Dead, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Jason, and other gory adult oriented films. What happened to “desensitization†of the nation? Now there are very strange (in my own opinion) movies and shows, showcasing love, boys and school careers. I understand the laws against violence on TV have changed, and I understand the nation is trying to get younger people to think that these morals of school and whatnot are the correct path, but do we really need to take a primitive gene out of them, such as violence?
I have never heard of a kid becoming a wife beater because of TV. I’ve heard of a kid becoming violent because they’re parents are. It’s like blaming the music for ones actions. There aren’t hidden messages, your just making excuses to kill people.
If the government really wants people to join the military and come back mentally unharmed then maybe they should quit cracking down on the blood fest. That’s why people came back from Nam so fucked up. It was the 60’s. Not too many people saw violence on TV, let alone owned a TV. So they went to Nam thinking that when you slice someone’s abdomen open, they spewed candy and flowers. So now because of that, I have to watch my step around old people… never know when a firecracker will send them into some sort of flashback.
I suppose I will end this with a plea. Bring back the old fashioned gore. Publish Rob Zombie. Quit being Puds.
A faithful Lawbreaker,
~Z~
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Just got home from work... Its like 2, we closed at 11pm... whats wrong with this picture? I swear to fucking jose if Bobby bitches I'm going to hit him, I mean it. I will hit him. I get payed 5.50 and hour, and I work at least 4 hours off the clock in a week. I don't get payed enough to put up with his fagot ass. He's a fucking obnoxious little prick and I think I deserve a raise to put up with his shit. I guess tomarrow, Zacks taking a step down to crew instead of being a manager. This is going to make my life a little worse considering we wont be my closing manager, all I'll have is tracey(cool chick) but I hope that doesnt mean bobby will be a closer now. Which he probley will. Tracey said he makes the other person do all the work while he sits his lazy ass in the office, If thats true I will probley get fired. I will demand a raise if i have to do everything. And if he refuses... oh man. I will ask him how illiterate he truely is because DAMN even rhonda can get the paperwork done within a half an hour. I'm going to have to slap my bitch up. Im usualy pretty good about holding my tounge, but not with this guy.
I want to see this little boy cry.
(Insert long exaggerated storey on what happened today here)(random cuss word)
I've come to the conclusion that I'm horrible at the whole journal thing. And I hate my boss.
Why cant there be a button on your keyboard for a hand to reach out of some ones monitor and just slap the diarrea out of someone?
Sorry, thats all I got.
Soundtrack to your lifeCreated by realityZer0 and taken 3 times on bzoink!say your life is a movie. what song would be playing when you/you'ryou just wake upRot- Dry Kill Logicenter into a roomRooster- Alice In Chainsgotta fuck shit upNever gunna get me- GNRlay your lover downGoodnight- Dry Kill Logicsneaking in the shadowsLoco- Coal Chamberchillin outThe kids are not alright- The OffspringdrivingBig Truck- Coal Chamberdriving fastCemetary Gates- Panterapissed offBurn In hell- Dimmu BorgirhappyThis Love- Maroon 5 Heh hehsee that special girl/guy/thingI wanna be sedated- The Offspringrandom soundtrack questionswhat would come packaged with the soundtrack to your life?DVD with a slidehow much would it cost?You life, and a limbwhat would the "parental advisory" sticker say?FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKCreate a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink!
This is my little survey I wrote. Its alot better then that stupid... what your favorite colour shit, or at least I think so. Feel free to use it. And if you do, post to me and I would love to read your answers. Adios!
~Z~
Zoners Little Survey
What makes you...
1. Uncomfortable: Having to do something I don't know how too.
2. Cringe: People biting into icecream and needles
3.Want to kill someone: someone talking over me or people making fun of my tunage
4. Want to smash your computer: when it freezes and porn bots
5. Smile: Morbid jokes and mean burns
6. Cry: HA! I refuse
7. Scream: people that ask the same question more then twice. (they remember what you say if you yell at them)
Favorite...
8. Black Metal Song: Hmm
9: Metal Song: Avenge Sevenfold- Unholy confessions
10. Rock Song: Man in the box- AIC
11. Childhood Band(And still is): GNR and Offspring
12. Recent Band: Dry Kill Logic
13. Song to scream to: Dry kill logic- Rot
14. Song to mosh to: I don't mosh
Death...
15. What album would you like to kill someone too: Coal Chamber (any), and a good torture album... Funker Vogt- Survivor
16. How do you want to die: Ever seen strangeland? Thanks Zack, you opened my eyes. lol
17. What celeb do you want to kick the bucket: The whole client list from MTV
18. What celeb do you want to rise from the dead: Buddy Holly and Dave Williams
19. What celeb would you like to take you out: Jimmy Urine
20. How would you want them to do it: Not drowning
21. What do you want the Header to your obituary to say: Holy Shit what happened!?!!
Concerts...
22. What was your favorite concert: Bad Monkey
23. Who would you love to see: Static-X, Coal Chamber, Offspring, Alice In Chains and Dry Kill Logic
24. What broken up band would you like to see get back together: THE REAL GNR!!!
25. What concert sucked: Echlon
26. If you could see any three bands together at one show what would they be: Superjoint Ritual, Dimmu Borgir and Union Underground.
27. With exsisting band members, construct the ultimate band and include what they would play: Slash-leads (Old GNR), Rayna Foss-Bass (Coal Chamber), Dave Williams-Vocals (Drowning Pool), Joey Jordison-Drums (Slipknot)
28. Most creative bandname you've heard: Vomit Launch
29. Most re-tarded band name: Hoobastank
30. What would you name a band, and what kind of band would it be: Canablistic Vegitarians, they would play things that make me happy
31. Favorite Item bought at concert: hmmm... a shirt?
32. What do you wish concerts sold: Mace
33. Coolest thing you've seen in a mosh pit/at a concert: I swear dylan flew like 5 feet onto his back!
Moments...
34. A time you wish you could have disapeared: I don't know, I think I left to soon.
35. Favorite impression a friend does: Zack, Chewbaca, and The teets.
36. A time you were close to killing someone: Evil will tell you all about it. Im still on probation.
37: A time you laughed so hard you pissed yourself: Me and Brittany got high about 3 years ago and we laughed at eachother laughing.
38: The story behind the drink that made you sing: VODKA BAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!! My friends were trying to gage my ears with flat gage plugs and nails. They were making my chair rock and I spent alot of time outside after that.
39: What you saw and how it made you puke: As long as I dont smell it I'm usualy ok. But the site of vodka can make me puke.
Tell me the tale about the time...
40. You got arrested (pick the most interesting): I was walking across the street with a friend, The cops stopped and he ran, I got arrested... Why? I have no idea. I didnt run. But they later called it withholding information. I WAS WALKING ACROSS A STREET!?
41. You stood by your friends wrong decision: I just tell them whats going to happen and let them make the desision. I just say there dumb and turn my head.
42. You did something off the wall in the store: Wore a dog collar thru the checkout and didnt take it off to ring it up.
Do you have any:
43. Peircings(and where): Yes. Both ears, Both brows, a lebret and a bridge. A total of 6.
44. Tattoos(where and of what): Still searching for the right tat artist.
45. Sentimental Body mods or Art: My right eyebrow I got with a close friend before she moved the next day (she got her nipples) And the other one I wont tell anyone about.
46. Addictions: Ciggerettes, Peircings and Germans.
47. Psycological problems. Do they have names: Eh, I know I have them. I just deal with them instead of whining to a head doctor.
Where the fuck...
48. What major event would you like to go to: Oktoberfest
49. Whats your ethnicy? 90% German and a bit-o-Cherokee
50. If you could be a purebreed what would you be: GERMAN!
Ok I think Im done with these lil gay quiz things. Im sorry if you actualy read them. I REALLY REALLY dont want to meet the people who write them. They must be people that get bored. Ah yes, I love the people that IM you starting with "Im bored, Talk to me" As if I'm there entertainment. Get a dildo or something. Anyway, If you asslicks get bored you can go to my Yahoo group and check out the pictures we post... mondo fun for hours.
And another thing I dont get credit for (Heh heh) The pics of "Reality" yeah I took alot of those. Ya think those are funny? Check out the site, You'll never get bored again.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZonersPlayground/
Enjoy,
~Z~
~*~* NAMES *~*~
1.What is your real, full name?
Elizabeth Marie
2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you?
Beth(dad wanted) Liz (mom wanted) Imagine that
3.If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)?
They didnt say, but my brothers name is Alex
4. What does your name mean (if you know)?
Messenger from god. Seriously. And He says to comit Suicide
5. Do you like your name?
Eh, whatever
6. Do you know anyone else with your name?
YES
7. If you could change your name, what would it be to?
Hmmm, Basic, after my favorite Ciggerette. heh heh
8. What is coolest name of someone you know?
i dunno
9. The wierdest?
Svetlana, well I like it
10. The plainest/ugliest?
Yvonne
~*~*FAVORITES*~*~
11. What is your favorite weapon?
M1 Abrum
12. What is your favorite genre of book?
Horror, psycological
13. What is your favorite planet?
Saturn
14. Your favorite type of sandwich?
Grilled cheese with Muenster Cheese
15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)?
Right now? Baton Kaidos
16. Your favorite play? (No, not movie or TV show, PLAY)
Not sure, I love the theater. I'll watch anything to put on.
17. Favorite joke?
(From suicide kings) Your pretty funny for a man with 9 fingers. Gets me every time.
18. Favorite color of clothing on you?
black, Its SLIMMING
19. Favorite fruit juice flavor?
Anything but Orange
20. What's your favorite thing to look up online?
My friends shit, lyrics, and anything i can afford
~*~*ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW*~*~
21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, at least 45 people
22. Smokes (if yes, how many)?
What the hell, Like 6,ooo or so
23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)?
Almost all of them
24. Lost their vigrinity before being married?
Oh my
25. Worships the devil?
None, there not that retarded. They no theres no such thing.
26. Has had their life threatened?
All the time, Its like schedualed on the calender.
27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? Me neither.
Nope
28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know.
Im a social butterfly, I know alot of people, Its a matter of if i like them
29. Now how many of them are your friends?
I like and trust about 6-10 of them.
30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)?
Metal bands, and random people i met here and there.
~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~
31. Eat bugs purposely?
NO
32. Commit a crime?
Too late
33. Change your religion?
What religion?
34. Lie to your parents?
heh heh
35. Jump over a waterfall?
Hell no, no no likey sharp rocks
36. Change clothes in front of an open window?
Nope
37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event?
Definatly
38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, yes.
39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers?
DONE IT
40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you?
Yep
~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~
41. Lied to your parents about something really important?
Yep
42. Have your life threatened?
Yep
43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online?
Nope
44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online?
All the time, me and my friends work the graveyard shift
45. Made people give you really wierd glances? If yes, how?
Just with my peircings i get that
46. Read a Shakespeare play?
No hobla Inglas
47. Talked in your sleep? What did you say?
No
48. Sung at a kareoke bar?
No
49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up?
Why would my parents tell me that
50. Been run over... with a bike?
Nope, notta retard
~*~*WHO'S*~*~
51. Number one on your hit list?
Wouldnt you like to know
52. On your aol instant messaging list (Give screen names and real names, if possible)?
I dont use AOL
53. The person you talk to most online?
Zack and Joe
54. The person you talk to least online?
That one guy
55. The person who calls you ever other day?
Work
56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them?
Nope, men are not a nessesity
57. The last person you talked to on the phone with?
Zack, He told me to get online.
58. The person/people you're with the most
Zack and Evil
59. Never home?
What?
60. Always home?
unless Im at work
~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~
61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge?
Mulan
62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper?
7up
63. Hamsters or Gerbils?
Ewww, stinky
64. Rats or Mice?
I LOVE RATS
65. The Swings or the Slide?
Swings
66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round?
Never been on a rollercoaster
67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes?
Boots
68. Italian or Mexican food?
ITALIAN!
69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant?
Fast Food
70. The Sun or the Moon?
Moon
~*~*MORE FAVORITES*~*~
71. What's your favorite quote about love?
Loves like taking a shit, It feels better when its over. -by me
72. Favorite quote about friends?
"YOUR FREINDS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRUGGIES!"- by my mom
73. How about about life?
Why comit suicide when you can stick around to make people take there own lives.- by me
74. What's your favorite humorous quote?
"Well.... YOUR AN AFRICA!"
75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."?
Where did he go?
76. The quote that makes you go, "To true, to true."
"Tats and peircings are addicting"
77. What's your favorite swear word?
Fuckshitpiss
78. What's your favorite non-swear word?
Sphincter
79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day?
Sleep
80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day?
Go kayaking
~*~*WHAT DO YOU SEE*~*~
81. Are there any shoes in the room?
Nope
82. Underwear?
nope
83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc?
Everywhere
84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking?
My ashtray
85. Money?
I wish
86. A TV?
nope
87. Is there a fan in the room with you?
Nope
89. How about a blanket?
Nope
90. What colors are the walls and the floor?
Brown and blue...ick
~*~*WRAPPING IT UP*~*~
91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?"
3-4
92. And how many of those can you actually spell?
3-4
93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? (ie Sincerely, love from)
Adios, fuck your mother, I hope you get the clap....
94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to you, and where were they going?
Chopp, home
95. Is there any wierd way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches)
Gotta fly
96. How do you end internet conversations?
Adios
97. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100?
I do now
98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before?
A couple
99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this?
6
100. Say a nice word to the people you are sending this to, or who you recieved it from.
I fucked your grandma
15 Questions About Your Piercing
Inspirational
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1. How many piercings do you have?: 6
2. Where is it/are they?:
One in each ear, one in each brow, Lebret and my bridge.
3. How old were you when you got it/them done?:
Between 16-and now.... 19
4. Where did you get it/them done?: Britta did my ears and Jerry at Netts did the rest.
5. Describe the person that pierced you: Good Guy (jerry) He always gives me deals. Hes got sleves and a bunch of other tats.
6. How much did it cost?: ears... Free. Bridge? $25 and Zack payed for it. Brows? $15 each. lebret? $25
7. Were you nervous before you got pierced?: OH YEAH IM TERRIFIED OF NEEDLES
8. Did your parents approve of your piercing(s)?:
My moms still bitching
9. Who, if anyone, was there when you got pierced?:
Lip? April. First brow? Bianca, her husband and Kenny. Second brow? Starla. Ears? Britta. Bridge? Zack and Evil.
10. How much did it hurt?:
None of my peircings hurt except my Bridge. It was more of a pressure thing. I was afraid to lift my eyebrows.
11. Did it come out nice?:
MY BRIDGE IS COCKED! Yes cocked.
12. What kind of jewellery was put in the piercing?:
Normal, stainless steel, will balls.
13. How long did/will it take to heal?:
Eh, a couple weeks
14. Decribe the aftercare:
Seasalt and warm water
15. Would you do it all over again?:
HELL YES
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OK THEN, that proves it.
I'm getting frustrated with myself. Maybe I need a cigerette. I need to figure out what the hell is going on. I did some shit, like looking up information for the band. I suppose I just have an itch to get started. I'm not used to not having tasks to do. This is around the time I wish my graphics worked on my computer, I could have started working on a halfass website. Thats part of my problem. $25 will get my hard drive fixed, then I can have my comp reformated and get myself some XP. BUT I need spare cash for that shit. UGH! oh well, I suppose I will deal with my bordom.
~Z~
Goodnight
Now that I
Face the world with pain inside
Strange but I
Can't understand the reasons why.
Forever is
A world that I cannot describe
That Died the time we said goodnight.
It makes no difference, wrong or right
The time has come to say goodnight.
And how could I
Be so sure but be so wrong?
And how could I?
Have a will so weak with a mind so strong?
And Only I
Can tell the difference right or wrong.
It makes no difference, wrong or right
I guess it's best we say goodnight.
************
This happens to be one of me and a close friends favorite songs.
Enjoy
I don't know how i feel anymore
you kill me with your words
everytime you speak a piece of my sole shatters
I don't know what I want anymore
You kill me with your thoughts
everytime I see you my heart dies a little more