Don't be mad Beth- jenna's writing

by silhouette
okay Jenna (me) wrote this, i'm beth's best friend. and i feel like writing in her diary even though she'll be peeved at me. Dear Beth, I love you so much that if you were driving and couldn't pick your nose I'd do it for you. Oh, and if you want Erick, you can have him. I miss you I haven't seen you since friday. I'm getting Beth withdrawals, badly!!!! You are my boo boo bear and therefore my truest loverly friend whom I adore. Boys suck, we know that. fuck Lorenzo stinky beedy eyed little rat face fucker... and fuck stupid hick ignorant cowboy hat, tobacco chewin redneck BRANDON McCRACKIN. HAHAH and Fuck Erick... well not really, but he's a guy so fuck him anyway. I just love my boo. later peace pipe xoxoxo Jenna
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bootyfull girl I miss you. Last night was fun!!! Girls night... hahah porn, oh god good times. thanks for driving my ass home last night. we need to shop for bitches, maybe i should rekindle something with one of my old bitches? eh?? I love you girl. call me tonight-o if you wan-o hang out-o... got it?? oh my god i had a dream about andre today... k ya know when he was at my house plastered well i had a dream when he was saying all that mushy
(read the previous one first) stuff and jason just like turned around with that glass of water in his hand and poured it down andre's pants and he's all cool your jets man... you're getting all hot and drooling on jenna. cuz remember when he drooled on me, he kissed my hand and then he threw up, we have SO many GOOD memories. ahahah. anyway I need a bitch and I need to get laid and you need a make-out buddy. love ya call me latta aligator.