Listening To: Suck My Dick - The Tights Feeling: neck pain Currently Playing: Minesweeper The evil hurstville subway employee chick is actually a real person. It seems that every single time I'm in hurstville, she impedes my regular course of hunger satisfaction. She's rude, impatient, annoying, makes mistakes and always seems to be caked under at least five layers of makeup. The meatball incident in question was also a real event, although maybe it didn't end as dramatically as in the strip. :P Keep it funky, dudes and el dudettes! Sparky P.S. Don't eat food from Dr Woks. Under ANY circumstances.