Listenin' To: Rock And/Or Roll - Led Zeppelin Feeling: Mixed bag of CRAZINESS Currently Playing: Lego Star Wars! OMG Methinks my interview technique may be flawed. The other day I had a look at my resume, and I noticed it was the most boring and unreadable piece of text I'd ever laid eyes upon. However, this is true with all resumes. So I went about jazzing it up, only to discover a resume can not really be "jazzed up". Business people simply don't like it. They won't even read it. It's apparently wrong to put in there that "I like long walks on the beach with my dog and maybe sometimes also a bongo drummer". But why? It's a piece of paper that's meant to represent me, so why can't I write things in it that will represent me? Must every resume consist of exactly the same boring crap every time? The answer is yes. The way it is and the way I hate it is that when the employer (who's got to be REALLY freakin bored) has a pile of resumes on his right, they all claim that their person is "hard working, reliable and punctual, neat and tidy..." yadda yadda. When every resume is exactly the same (and they are) what the hell is their goddamn purpose? I feel like writing in there "will take crap from my boss" and perhaps even "is always up for oral sex". I'd get hired in a flash. If the world was fair. I neeeeeed moooneeeeeeeeeeeeey :( But I got looooooooooooove :) Booyah! Fildo