advice

here is some adivice i give to all of u . this is advice that i have learned from my own experences in life - if a spider crawls in your pants dont jump in the pool and and try to drown it . it wont work - dont leave your notebook/journal/diary wher ur parents or ne one will find it and read it - do rat on ur friends if u get caught for some thing - dont take a deep breath when u wake up , u neevr know when a feather might be in the air - always brush ur teeth reli reli reli good afetr smoking - if u need 30 cents dont run around trying to ask ppl for it cuz u neevr kno if there is juice on the floor and u might slip on it and get it all over ur pants - dont jump off ur roof with ur legs in a slipt it will just give u a wedgi - dont call back ur boyfriends best friend when u just brooke up with ur boyfirend and u have nothin to do . it will only lead to misery - dont pet a cat when u already know it is pissed at you - if ur a blonde always wash ur hair after getting outta the pool . it might turn green - dont tell ur friend to go foward the jet boat while ur still trying to get on it . especail if she dosent kno what shes doing - dont try to go tube jumping if there r no more handles left on the tube - dont stick ur finger in an electrical outlet . it will hurt like fuck after wards - dont run fast around a corner when u kno there is a book case around it . u will hurt ur arm reli reli bad - if the guy u lik esits next to u on the bus dont play around and hurt him . he will never sit next to u agin well thats all for now TTFN
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was funny times one million i think i might print that out... i remember a lot of that shit lol, well, i luv ya and bye byes =)
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No, I've already set several buildings on fire this week. I don't want to get caught ^_^