i hate -slogans that use improper grammar -gwen stefani -gum chomping -my constant caffine induced insomnia -being ignored -tYpiNG lIKe tHis -spelling easy words wrong on purpose such as "know" being spelled "knoe" or a personal favorite of mine "real" as "rill" -passive-aggression -people who constantly say things that -when people make me feel guilty for drinking (i do it quite rarely and i would say quite responsibly) -lacking any skills or real hobbies -people so normal they are strange -my fucking myspace -small talk -liars -money (both wanting it and not having it) -my lack of ability to ever have a relationship -dogs that sniff my crotch -the word crotch -dogs that yip -horses -hummers -dramatic people who say they hate drama -fights -when my friends talk shit about eachother -the phrase "talk shit" -most social interactions -feeling guilty about food -relying on food for happiness