Dear sit.diary,

by overrated
we´ve been together for several years now, and it wasn´t all roses and cotton-candy for us. Yes, we´ve been through rough times. There was the many, many painful months when I just wouldn´t log in, and, yes, there have been others. The time I ran away with xanga, or how I kept flirting with myspace, I know it wasn´t easy for you. But, you know, you didn´t treat me that well either, remember? How you denied my me backgrounds, swallowed my entries and never displayed my images? So, I though we were over with that. I really thought we could forget about the past and start afresh, and finally lead the grown-up relationship we both wanted. So why the fuck do you keep logging me out every 2 minutes, bastard?
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Hehe, sorry. I had a big fat bag of crack before writing it so forgive me my little obnoxiousness please.
Off to Vegas we go though into the wild blue yonder. It's ok if you don't want to get married. I'd be a horrible husband you know with me showering too much affection and stuff as usual. :P But hey, who knows what the weekend shall bring.
I totally understand changing the brain. It's crazy, but cool. Hope you're having a groovy day.
Oh, and it's because SitD is a bastard ass monkey poopiefucktard. I looked it up in the dictionary and it's a real word. :D
I live to educate. :D And to harrass and flirt and mollycoddle. But that's a story for another day. Well, if you lived around this area, we can get there in aboot 4 hours or so if we take our time and we can get married by Elvis and spend 12 hours on a honeymoon before you turn into a pumpkin and have to go work. Maybe better plans are in order if we're to do this. But it would be damn fun if we did though, eh? :D Have a super dooooper day.
*wiggles nose* *Doing!!*
It is done! Ah, Vegas will be fun and the devastation shall be great with the marriage of two powers such as us. Mwahaha!!! Here's to hoping.
You humor me well chickadee. I'll make sure Santa brings you everything you want for Christmas and/or Saturday.
Latex.
Well, I don't have Elvis per se yet. But isn't it a good sign that I'd do anything to make you happy up to and including trying to bring back the dead? :D You get 248 points for the song reference though chickadee.