Half Past Mast Blast

If you can see into the future, then you would see that I am not making this next part up: There will come a time when all those who stand before the great wall of China will become gods. They will find that within themselves is the all knowing beauty of the first thing to come to pass this world, and that is this: the only actual and real Pokemon, Godachoo, a.k.a. Jesus. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Jesus. He was the true Pokemon. So, the Pokemon trading card game and video games should be treated as holy relics because they all spawned from God and for this we should thank him... or deny him, depending on how you feel about the Pokemon... Damn, the little bastards talk by saying their own name! How conceded is that? Geez, I can't believe God would send us something sooooo damn annoying... however, perhaps it was a test?
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you have changed the way i look at life! all bow down to the wonderfull Godachu


Patric
Wow.

I will never think of pokemon the same way again.

Thank you for your words of wisdom
Wow Justin.
You're entries get creepier by the second.
-Kristy