1ST DAY

ok b4 i go in2 on wut happened on my 1st day of skoo i gotta tell u bout thursday (9-1-05) I SEEN CARO!! (i hope tha caps say im happy cuz i am) i took da bus all tha way 2 ohio park and while on da bus down there thurr was this fake lawyer on tha bus and me and my friend who was on da same bus were ribbin him and all tha crackheads who got on lmao...then wen i got 2 da soufside i called her from a payfone lol on 20th n morgan then i walked to da park and wen i got there, there were sum lil kids there and one da kids was named MARIO he was bad the teachers were like cmon mario and he wasnt comin lmao...then i was carvin "batman sat here" in one da benches and i herd caro say look at this loser sittin all by himself...lmao..then we were chillin at da park and we seen dis fat gurl joggin and evry so often he wud lift up his shirt and show his huge stomach LMAO then after that we went 2 her house and uss chilled on her porch and ate popsicles LMAO then i was like OO SHIT ITS 3:33!?! i was supposed 2 meet my mom at audubon at 3:40 wen she picks up my bro so i cud getta ride home but that didnt happen...we walked to morgan idk y that bus didnt run and i was thinkin bout rollin down this big ass hill then we walked 2 oklahoma and waited 2 dat bus and wen it comin i gav her a hug goodbye and then the bus jus kept fuckin goin stupid fucker then it stopped at da lights or wuteva and i tried 2 chase after it but i didnt make it lmao then i walked 2 20th n morgan and caught tha 20 to 16th n wisconsin and rite wen i was gettin off da 20 tha 23 was comin so i asked tha bus driver 2 honk and stop it but tha bitch ass 23 didnt listen and then i got off and chased after that bus and this guy got off da bus and i was like "STOP DAT BUS!" but his punk ass didnt so i got 2 cuzzin him out lmao well then tha 23 came again like 25 minutes later and i got on and wen we started 2 pass da ghetto like 35th n burleigh like a swarm of crackheads filled da bus along with bishop magic don juan LMFAO so i ended up gettin home at like 6 lmao oops oh well that was probably THE best way to end my summer ok now today was skool ugh...so i had 2 take da cheese longest ride of my life lol and then wen we got 2 tech da fuckin bell rang lmao so then i went 2 my homeroom which was crakin we was ribbin da fuk outta our midget teacher lmao...my 1st was ight its like a drafting class its gonna b an easy class but boring... then second block was o fuckin c i got spanish wit freshman lmao and wen i walked in i was like wtf? and da teacher herd me and was like if u wanna go 2 da guidance councelor u can i was like naw im coo then wen i sat down dis dude was like "u a freshman?" i was like HELL NAW and da fuckin teacher was rite behind me so then she was like this is ur last warning if i hear that language again im gonna kik u out i was like oooo im scared lmao her short chubby ass..lmfao then 3rd block was tight english da teacher is tight then i got 3rd lunch MAN we eatin at like 1ish idk tha exact time but its late lmao lunch was hype then 4th block was dope i kno like EVRY1 in there and our teacher is cockeyed and crosseyed at tha same time her shit is F...U...ucked lmfao and i was in da bac on da class singin da power rangers song like "go go power rangers!!" she was like whos sayin that? lmao dumb bitch...its math so it shud b easy then wen i went 2 look 4 my bus after skoo dat bitch was evn there wtf? lmao they came late as hell so i came home at like 4:40 mannnn but yea that was my 1st day....evn tho it was kinda fun im not lookin 4ward 2 goin bac then rite now i juss got done watchin forrest gump...THE BEST MOVIE lol....he was soo nice 2 jenny lmfao caro is my jenny cept she aint a drug addict lmao well thas ben my lass 2 days PEACE!!
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