Same Shit Same Day

today is going slooooooooow lol i woke up and got mad cuz it was 7:04 lmao i was like nooooo and i tried to force myself bac to sleep but didnt quite work...but yea anywho i guess im hyper cuz at like 9ish i had on my ski mask (I get mine tha fast way ski mask way lmfao ill neva forget that) and i hadda squirt gun and i was a robber stealin my own shit and i was slick cuz i was tha only one awake and i didnt get caught...so yea if this superhero thang dont work i can also juss b a villian i hav the imagination 4 it like i think i can take ova the world...and plus who can stop me? batgurl? wait....i think she can DAMN IT i havent had tha time to plan it all out yet but wen i do its GAME OVER! lol then i was watchin spongebob juss rollin at tha dumbest thangs it was the episode where patrick and spongebob had 2 paint mr krab's house with the perminent paint LMAO wen they got paint on mr krab's dolla and they were tryin 2 get it off and patrick was like spongebob we're not cave men we hav technology and he took a computer and started wakin tha dolla thas where i was dyin tha most matter of fact im laffin rite now lmao...then after that i was watchin xmen the movie and all of a sudden i got tha urge 2 fight so i started beatin my lil bro up lmao hes such a puss he didnt evn fight bac lmao...man today is goin soo slow i cudda swore it was juss 3:27 now its like 3:28 WTF fuckin time blows like da wind lmao ok im bored now and im readin ppl sn's on tha active user thang on da left and ppls sn's suck compared 2 mine...idespair wtf is dat i dont evn kno wut dat says then theres fixitkit i shud start sellin my imagination on ebay cuz these suck vaccuum style lmfao and oh yea i was watchin tv and there was this commercial and it was for birth control and they had this guy and gurl walkin in da rain i was like wtf doest that hav 2 do with birth control if they reely wanted 2 sell there product they shud hav 2 ppl fuckin lmao then i was watchin macgyver and man that nigga is cold like ice dis muddafuka made like a bomb outa shit he had in his pocket lmfao then ok i was bored and juss chillin watchin tv and i saw this plastic knife ive ben savin 4 like a yr now and my lil brotha was being loud and i was like man shut up and took da plastic knife and put it 2 his ear and was like dont make me get da stabbin a bitch LMFAO MAYB ITS MAYBALEEN LMFAO thurr was juss one of those commercials on and i juss had 2 join in and i kno ppl r gonna leave comments like mario ura dork or mario ur loser or mario ura loserish dork lmao and ppl this is how im goin 2 reply I ALREADY KNO lmfao well i g2g fo now.
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