Ten reasons why I despise my new job: 1. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 2. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 3. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 4. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 5. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 6. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 7. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 8. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 9. Didn't realise my ex boyfriend-ish who I havent seen for months works around the corner. 10. The people are boring. So it's my first day on the job. I'm looking svelte. White and black pointy slingbacks, 50's black knee length skirt, pale blue business shirt. Serious class and authority. Out of the corner of my eye I notice a gorgeous young lad strolling past. We make eye contact. It takes several moments for the face and name to register. To be honest, the thing I recognised most was the hideous jumper he always used to wear. It registers, and the sirens in my head go off.Here is someone who I've been furious with for most of this year. He walks in, we banter. I make out like life is brilliant for me; men, money, fame. I start to feel shallow. But then he tripped over as he walked out. I had my victory. Also, I am sad to see Australia lose the world cup. And it was only by one Try. The pussies.