Now it's the lack of cookies plaguing me

Browser cookies, that is, because this post is a Crappier Draft Of The Thing I Just Lost (trademarked, hence the caps). I had an awesome post just now. Then something popped up and hijacked my browser window (I think it was my media player) and I lost it all. I just realized that my newly edited (and much less hostile!) headline has some bad grammars: It should be "There're two ways", as in "There are two ways", instead of "There's two ways" as in "There is two ways". See, "is" is a singular form and "are" is a plural form of the same verb involving "doing". Also, It's referred to as having "some bad grammars." I think I'll leave it, though, because it adds character and depth to the syntax. Besides, "there're" looks like some sort elvish. Clearly, I haven't been up to much "doing" lately... but that's what Amanda Palmer is for! Ask michellesaid what that is. Hint: It's not the singer. Still no cake. And no, the zucchini bread my sister made, however delicious, does not count.
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hahahahahaha
You're a freak, always referencing me! =p
The most interesting stuff in life is hidden and must be dug for. Like T-Rex!
So, does it have to be chocolate cake? Or can it be any type of cake?