Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The points are like Keith Richards to a vampire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are like if N'sync and the Backstreet Boys traded guys. It doesn't matter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like Canada. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The points don't matter just like Jerry Springer's final thought. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like a hat in an orgy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The points don't matter. Just like a comb to Colin Mocherie , it just doesn't matter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the police department in Columbia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like a condom to a Trekkie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like deoderant to a cab driver. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like Blair Witch 2. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the salad bar at a strip club. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the plot in a lesbian prison movie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like street signs to a cab driver. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the plot in 'Mission Impossible 2'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like when I say 'I Love You' when I'm drunk. Wayne Brady: No! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like tasteful shoes to Ryan Stiles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the nutrition facts on a Happy Meal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like the credits in a porno movie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right the points are just like good fashion sense to Greg and Ryan. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------