While I went walking earlier today, I thought of something funny...

My father said he'd take me to work with him. Now, he works at an Asylum. I said I would go if I could see what a padded room looked like. He said. "See it? Hell, We can put you in one."

"Sweet." We get to the Asylum, and sure enough, he takes me to see what a padded room looks like. He said it would be funny to show Mommy a picture of me in a straight jacket, sitting in the corner of a padded room. I tried to play along with his sick sense of humor, so I said. "Ok." They get me suited up and let me go into the padded room. Right before they set me down I say, "Wait, I need my hair pulled back."

"Why?"

"Because, If my hair is all up in my face, I'll look crazy."

lmao. I love how my mind works....