i'm telling you! it isn't murder! i SLIPPED and nailed his head to the 240v power supply unit that was magically open at the time and then shut the door and left him there for a week... ...i dont see for a moment why you would think that was intentional, or how setting fire to the power station was in any way an attempt to destroy evidence... ...and i have no idea how my own car managed to run over the lead police investigator four times and then drive off ALL OF ITS OWN... ...so your honour, if you wouldn't mind taking these handcuffs off...it would be a shame to waste my one phone call calling the mercenary who is at this very moment abducting your children because i really am hungry and i hear pizza hut do deliveries now... ...what, where are you taking me? but i have a chair in my cell!