end of the world

by wackydanny
there i was walking along, minding my own business, when all of sudden...i fall off the end of the world! ...thank god i can swim eh! and for fucks sake everyone...cheer up! you're not living in poverty, struggling every day to find food, worrying about where you'll sleep tonight! Consider yourself lucky...i've seen worse than anything in this country...so buck up, or shut the fuck up. p.s. i wish i was an elf
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The frog will be there too. You saw the look he gave everyone. It was the sort of "I will kill every single one of you in your sleep before I conquer the world" sort of look. Evil little toad.
gee thanks for that! i was tryin to remove the whole skittle thing from my head!

ya ya, good luck! cheerio!
Cheerios (: Wellz, the rest of me should follow the example of my left leg and get the fook to bed. I'd rather not fail history tomorrow xD Goo'luck if you have any exams dude! Peaceage! Think of half-chewed skittles!!
ummm...not really but 10/10 for effort!
I pierced a badge through my leg once.. does that count?
my left leg is royally screwed...acupuncture rules!!!
o_O my left leg is asleep...
ahhh, well u know, if i had that choice...i'd go for skittle glove girl...freedom is overrated

(and there'd never be a shortage of comedy)
I feel so rejected right now.
yeah...

freedom or skittle glove girl

what a choice!
I think he committed suicide. I put him in the little bird bath thing, and when I got back he was gone :/ so he must've jumped off... "F*ck this! Suicide is my only escape! ahhh!"
what happened to him? did u drown him?
He loved me really >.< Sort of... Kind of... Okay he hated me..
actually, i think he was pleading with us to help him escape from the physcho with sticky-skittle gloves...
Not ilegal to rant every now and again, eh Danny? Free country. If people wanna whinge. Let'em whinge!
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ewww death by sticky-skittle-glove

i ain't gonna sleep for a week!
My glove will eat'chu! >.< Sorry dude!
ah thanks for that! i've only just stopped having nightmares!
It's sticky too..
ewwwwww...and i bet it'll never wash out!!!
I got some on my glove... all of the stars used to be white... they are now a hybrid of all sorts of pukey-looking colours... Yum...
yeah, and the only one that makes me wanna throw up.
(: Purple drool.. One of the seven wonders of the world...
yeah, that wasn't so amazing...
(: That's talent. Even thought I dribbled most of it on the grass afterwards >.< Damn my only-slightly-above-average-sized-mouth.
thats a perfectly good thing to whine about! n dont worry dak, who needs to tie their shoes when they can fit 2 packets of skittles in their mouths!
]: I can't tie my shoes. *whine*
true, and if they're having a shitty time, fair enough - fine with me!

it's the people that whine about pathetic things that annoy me!