me (surprised): oh hey mum! mum: daniel me (confused): yes mum? mum: have you any idea what time it is? me: yes mum, its 3:22 mum: yes daniel, its half three in the morning me (even more confused): yes mum. i know! mum: so why the fuck are you singing? me: isn't it lovely? mum: yes but i can hear you from the other side of the house me: aww, what did you think? mum: i wasn't thinking anything, i was trying to sleep! me (suprised): oh - so why are you here? mum: 'cos it's half three and i can hear you singing from across the bloody house! me: i know other songs... mum: well sing the silent one *slams door* 5 minutes later mum: daniel me: yes mum? mum: i thought i told u to stop singing! me: no mum. You said sing the silent one...so i did.Then i picked a Johnny Cash one, i know you like Johnny Cash! mum: not at half past fucking three in the morning me: Green Day? mum: are you doing this on purpose? me: doing what mum? mum (lost for words): i would seriously suggest you stop singing me: 10-4 mothero, reading you loud and clear mum: good! goodnight! me (high sing song voice): i think someones GROUCHY cos they got sleep deprivation! mum (opening door): you say something? me: negative sir, we have no enemy contacts at this time mum (going red): what? me: bruce willis mum, he saves the world mum: we're going to have to talk about this tomorrow. how am i supposed to go to work when i've had no sleep? me: hope you dont fall asleep driving mum! mum: GOODNIGHT daniel me: byeeeee mum!