At 22:10 this evening i discovered, unfortunately, that my fountain pen appeared to be stuck in my hand. At 22:11 this evening I removed the afforementioned fountain pen from my hand with a slight scream At 22:12 this evening I discovered that, due to the puncture mark left from the pen on my hand, my left hand was suffering from accute ink poisoning At 22:13 this evening i discovered the net result of sticking ones fountain pen in ones hand is a great deal of pain for very little comical value At 22:14 my mother called me an arse and said there was little i could do other than stick my hand under the tap and hope the ink visible under my skin would wash out At 22:15 this evening i typed this message with one hand whilst sitting on my left hand to try and numb the pain