Its a picture of perfection
That i cant stop thinking about
I dont whether to think that this is the worst time of my life or the best... i guess i will find out eventually right? and on the plus side a really cool guy filled out my boyfriend application and emailed it to me lol... awe!
Application To Be Crystal's Boyfriend
What is your name?
How do you know me?
Why do you want to be my boyfriend?
Are you a man whore?
A nympho?
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Ganja?
Cocaine? Heroin?
Favorite Beer?
Favorite Liquor?
Are you an ass, boob, or leg man?
What is your best feature?
What are your plans for your future?
How many other girlfriends have you had?
What are some of your favorite bands?
What is your favorite movie?
Who is your hero?
Are you close to your family?
Do you like dogs?
cats?
monkeys?
Do you play the silent treatment game?
Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink?
Favorite food?
Can you cook?
Would you cook for me?
What is your favorite tv show?
Do you like to travel?
Do you like the sun?
Would you play in the rain with me?
Are you spontaneous?
Would you take me to Red Lobster?
What if you took me to Red Lobster and there was a long waiting line and you didn't want to wait, but I did. Would you stay and wait? Or make me eat the buffet at Ponderosa?
If I really wanted to see the fireworks on the 4th of July and you really wanted to go get stoned with your friends, what would you choose?
Do you answer your phone and return missed calls regularly?
Are you clean?
What kind of cologne do you wear?
Boxers or Briefs?
Sleep alone or with someone?
Would you watch my girly shows with me?
Do you admitt when you are wrong and appoligize?
If you made me cry would u surprise me with flowers?
Would you freak out on me because I have guy friends?
Would you go shopping with me or sit in the car?
Do you HAVE to get wasted every weekend or would you make time to just be with me?
Do you like to dance?
Are you outgoing or shy?
Do you workout?
What kind of girls are you typically attracted too?
Do you like Marilyn Manson?
Would you be freaked out if I told you I have dreams about him?
Are you kinky?
handcuffs?
whips?
screaming?
Or are you more romantic?
Rose petals?
candles?
soft and sensual?
Do you brush your teeth regularly?
Do you sleep alot?
Like to go to concerts?
Like country?
rap?
Favorite Color?
Piercings? Tattoos?
Are you on medication for depression or anxiety?
Are you bipolar?
If im hungry what would you do?
Do you wear girl pants?
Are you the guy that will screw anyone?
Do you like me with long hair or short hair?
Dark hair or light hair?
If I asked you to NOT smoke pot for me for one night, could you do it?
If you smoke will you please not blow the smoke near me?
Do you do pills?
Will you please not kiss me right after you had a cig?
Would you shower with me?
Can I shave your balls?
Your face?
Are you a cheater?
A whiner?
Do you cry alot?
Do you get angry alot?
Punch walls?
Ever stalk a girl?
Throw rocks at her window?
Are you good at Math?
Are you artistic?
In a band?
A poet?
Would you write me a poem?
Do you wash your face before you go to bed?
Sleep with the tv on or off?
Do you eat breakfast?
Would you be mad that I am obsessed with Bert McCracken?
Would you play power hour with me?
Would u get mad if I got drunk after 20 minutes?
Are you good at beer pong?
Do you like beer pong?
Would you be my partner?
Do you party alot?
Are you a pervert?
Do you go to IUP?
Because I would prefer that you do.
Or else that you have a car and will come see me.
Do you wear contacts?
Any brothers or sisters?
Would you get mad at me if I bent over and my crack was hangin out?
Would you tell i wasnt fat if I asked you?
Do you like radiohead?
How about Dane Cook?
Would you be offended if i called you a douche?
fucker?
Do you have any std's?
Do you like cheese?
Do you moisturize?
Play any sports?
Play hard to get?
If I wanted dairy queen would u get it for me?
Would you play hopscotch with me?
Would u give me a horsieback ride?
Mind if i pick my nose?
Get mad if I dont sit with my legs crossed?
Do you like deftones?
Do you like to talk about life?
Would you talk about it with me?
Are you political?
Do you like finding nemo and shark tale?
Are you an Italian stallion?
Do you brag about how good you are in bed?
DO you have a small wang?
and last but not least... in 10 sentences or more tell me why YOU should be my boyfriend.
SO... yeah im alive!
Schools out and i just got back from the Bahamas... good times! i got a good tan too! yay... but so yeah then i had to come straight down here to indiana to schedule classes for next year! it kinda sucked since i have all science classes and rotc which means i'll be up at 6 to work out on mondays and fridays... blah! i might be able to contract this year in the fall tho, which would be wicked nice and keep me out of iraq... at least until im a nurse!
the ppl here and pretty cool tho... i got to make a few friends, so i wont be really far behind if i get here late! it should be fun tho! And hmmm.... ait soon... boo! but gtg muah! u know u love me...
decided i should randomly prbly write something here... so yeah! everythings been good! im back in vt for just today since brian and i decided to randomly take a 9 hr road trip to boston and vermont... interesting! i got to meet his sweet friend who doesnt like me lol! ohh well! i got a sweet new purse too! yay! whoot...
♥ Crystal
Hey ya'll... random update! nothings really too new... brians coming next Saturday now... YAY that should be f-ing awesome! i seriously cant even wait! i love that boy so much! hmm so idk wat to say cuz there isnt nething exciting compared to that!
maybe i will edit some later!
u know u love me! muah! ♥ Crysa
This is my bebe's site... hes so perfect! i love him more than nething in the entire world... Brians sit
MySpace
And thats my myspace... if anyone else has that...
PS... thanks to Robbie for teaching me how to do links finally lol... muah
Don’t laugh at me when I fall down the stairs.*Love me all the time.*Never buy me a gift certificate as a gift.*Make it cute and unique.*Make sure you wear dirty clothes*And your car smells like crap*Don’t be an asshole to other girls*Be a lover and best friend*Tell me when I am being a bitch*Don’t tell me I am the coolest girl you know*Chances are*I probably am not*Don’t let old guys hit on me*Kiss me in public*Tell me when something reminds you of me*Don’t spend money on clothes*Buy stuff you need instead*Tell me when you are sad*Yell at me all you want if I break your stuff*But remember, it was most likely*A mistake*Help me cook breakfast foods and open jars*Listen to me, and pay attention when I talk*Love me and care for me.*Believe me*Hold me when I cry*Give me kisses, just to be cute*Say my name, and scream it to let everyone know*Be with me*Walk with me in the middle of the night.*Listen, even if you don’t care.*Let me wear your clothes.*Sit in the bathroom while I shower*Just to keep me company*Meet my parents, be nice to them.*Let me hold you*It’s okay to cry.*Let me kiss your knee when you fall down*Let me drive your car*And trust me to be careful*Let me sit in your lap*Let me sleep in your bed*Without expecting dirty things to go down*Read to me at night, and sing to me too*Kiss me a lot after we fight*Hold my hair while I’m drunk*And puking*Keep me safe*Don’t tell my secrets*Let me wear your coat when I am cold*Help me with my homework*Drive me around, just to be together*Reinforce me*Let me have my opinions*Disagree with me when you really do*Give me space when I need it*Call me in the middle of the night*Just to say you miss me*Come over and sit on the swings with me*At 3 am*Light my cigarette for me*Write me notes*Even though I'm just sitting on the couch*Ten feet away*Hold my hand in the dark*Tell me what books you read*Tell me I am beautiful*Love my friends*I love yours*Buy me grape soda when I am sad*Lay on the grass with me while it’s raining*Really late at night*Tell me when I am annoying*Kiss my cheeks*Tell me when I look fat*Let me walk into your house*Looking horrible and love me the same*Tell your mom I am not perfect*And tell her I have a million and two flaws*Be my best friend*Hang out with me, but not if you have other plans*Don’t care if I haven’t showered in a while*Or if it’s been 7 hours and we haven’t talked*Love me no matter how I act on certain days*Because you know what I am really like*Love me for who I am. Me.
Looks like its time to update.. idk wat to say tho! Less than two months till my cruise yay and less than one till my bebe is here! im soo excited... i miss brian like crazyness! im kinda starting to get pumped about going to play army again... down in good old texas... yay! ive been running too, so maybe this time around i'll be able to do some of it nd not look like a total loser...
uhh almost graduation too... i just want it to be over... i hate having to leave jage on these terms since hes been my best friend for so long, but idk wat to do... maybe i just really screwed up this time around... i did treat him like shit and i never even deserved him... i took it all for granted and now its gone... i guess we'll see...
i've been bitchy lately too... especially to brian.. idk why he puts up with it! idk wats wrong with me tho! sometimes i feel like im just walking around completely oblivious to everything and just dont care... like im in this little bubble and i dont want out... im a weirdo! nd i know im throwing away "the best times of my life" but i had enough of those the last 3 years... i guess the army can really change things! at least for me! im so sick of immature ppl and petty high school shit... lol watever.. no one cares so im gunna stop my pointless rambles...
***
What day is it
And in what month
This clock never seemed so alive
I can’t keep up and I can’t back down
I’ve been losing so much time
Cause it’s you and me and all of the people
Nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it’s you and me and all of the people and
I don’t know why I can’t keep my eyes off of you
All of the things that I want to say
Just aren’t coming out right
I’m tripping on words, you got my head spinning
I don’t know where to go from here
Cause it’s you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to prove
And it’s you and me and all of the people and
I don’t why I can’t keep my eyes off you
Something about you now
I can’t quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
Cause it’s you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it’s you and me and all of the people and
I don’t know why I can’t keep my eyes off of
You and me and all of the people
With nothing to do nothin to prove and
It’s you and me and all of the people and
I don’t why I can’t keep my eyes off of you
What day is it
And in what month
This clock never seemed so alive
***
Im currently in love with that song... lol no lie ive been listening to it on repeat for days!
Hmm... time to update this, which is so sad cuz it means im already home! I never before realized how fast time really can go! I had the most perfect Easter neone could ever deserve... Brian is so perfect! I missed him like crazy and i already do again! I cant write too much cuz i dont have much time and still all i want to do is talk to him! I love that boy way too much! its crazy! i loved chillaxin with him... its my favorite thing in the entire world! i have to go back to work tomorrow too... which sucks but i will deal! im just getting closer to the next time i get to see my bebe! Brian... i love u baby! im so glad ur home! xoxo muah!
my throat hurts like a bitch. binge. binge. binge. purge. purge...well you get it. i ate until i felt like i was gonna die. seriously die from explosion. and then the rest was almost automatic. yes mia i`ve come back to you. on my knees no less...i`ve been thinking about you lately...how much you disgust me. how much i hate you. but you make me feel better...so much better...my eyes are bloodshot. but my stomach`s empty. ana`s just too hard anymore...it`s too hard to have self-control when you have the cravings of a fuckin wildebeast. it makes me so sick. my appetite is ridiculous.
Hey! Yup so def time for an update haha… as *someone* has kindly reminded me! So Wed. was the Nelly concert and well there isn’t too much I can tell u about it lol! Good times tho and staying over down at Penn State was interesting! Shopping was fun too… and a 2 day week was the best part of it! Next week is only a three day week too! Yay! Im so ready for it to just… END! At least its track season now… I seem so out of it when I think about that tho! Idk… it’s SO weird! And next Friday I get to go see Brain… which hmm is going to be good! I have to go into work in about a half an hour, which sucks, but I’ll deal! I have to work tomorrow and Sunday nite too, which really blows! Haha… poor me! Well more later… nd sooner I promise! You know u love me… muah!
Hmm... lol wow it has been a while! i didnt even realize... my bad lol! Not like nething really is new anyways! i get to job shadow 1st and 3rd grade on Monday... whoo time to see if im really gunna like elementary ed er not! Then Tues is... NELLY!!!! and all those random St. Lunitics haha! Nd no schoolio tomorrow or wed. since im staying down Penn State with my brother after Nelly and shopping with my girl! This weekend i have guard duty... blahh boo! haha at least tosh k and i are bringing a cd player to rock out on our freakin 8 1/2 hour convoy! shoot me in the face! lol... i love them girls anyways! PT test to make up for it... usually thats bad, but im kinda pumped for this one to see how my run is going! And like 16 days till i get to go see my baby! the highlight of my month! Ohh yeah we are hittin up Baltimore now for our class trip! haha way better than our other options! Not gunna lie im kinda excited and March is going pretty fast so far... id love to keep it that way! I miss my bebe tho hes out in the field so absolutely no contact all week :( Boo... them whores! Well im out for awhile!
Muah biatches! ♥Crysa!
Im glad its finally march... maybe things will start going a little bit faster now! even justine said to me last nite that it seems like brians been gone forever... blah! im dealing! i hate things sometimes tho! at least its only 2 weeks till Nelly! that should be a trip... if only i can keep out of trouble! Maybe i can do a little shopping on my day off too since its about the closest mall to nowhere pa! sometimes i hate this town! i wish i could fly away right about now...
Im glad today was a snow day bc we were in desperate need for one! i havent been to a lot of school lately tho... i really half-assed thru this year, but the grades are good so i cant really complain er be mad at myself for it!
Brad is leaving on Thursday morning... that makes me soo freakin sad! im gunna miss my big brother! he just ordered my new computer tho so it should come by the end of this week and i can write in this on it instead of this stupid laptop that i want to throw into the wall!
I work at 4 tonite but it shouldnt be too bad, as long as the roads let me get there! im gunna have to leave an hour early tho just so i can get all that damn snow off of my car its like a 2 foot pile up lol! And i have more lab tests this week! thurs and fri morning... at least i think all the bloodwork is done tho! hmm idk hopefully im not dying lol! well i should go do something to my hair which is still wet from my shower an hour ago lol! talk to ya'll later! muah!
xoxo ♥Crysa
I hate another one of those war dreams last nite, where i wake up just as im being shot... they are so scary lol!
Last nite at D-Hos was freakin hilarious, but good times! like a part of me really misses my outgoing party side, but the rest of me doesnt want that life back! idk its hard to explain! every so often i just need to remind myself that its not worth fake friends and a stuck up life style! i think i'll keep that way i am now... nd even if i dont party as much and prby dont deserve my homecoming queen title anymore... i prby have more fun now and better friends! i still love my old boys tho! muah!
Bored... but getting ready to go into work! Hopefully i'll get to talk to my bebe a lot today! I miss him SO much lately... its crazY! haha!
So yeah... i found out my x-best friend had an abortion... i prby just want to rip her face off now! she deserves it! its bad enough she was a whore... now shes a baby killing whore! i dont know how anyone could do that and live with themselves, its so wrong and so disgusting! Ohh how much happier we would all be if those people feel of the earth...
Grr... anyways! Tomorrow i get to hang out with Hoosey all day and on Monday cuz no freakin school Yay! That puts me in a good mood and i need to go do my exercises before i leave! Yay... u know u love me! Muah!...
xoxo ♥Crysa!
Basics...
What do you wish your name was?
I like my name i guess
Are you going to name one of your kids that?
nahh... lol i do like C names tho so maybe something similar
If you had to be one age forever, what would it be?
17
Any particular reason for that answer?
Its such a fun party age and u dont have to worry about getting in as much trouble!
Are you ready for a hell of a lot of random questions?
sure
Have you ever had a bird named Tweety?
no... it was Petey
Do you want to live in California?
possibly... but prby not
If yes, is it because you watch The OC?
Nah... ive never even seen it!
Do you like country music?
Yep
Are your hands cold right now?
pfff yea!
Do you like to cuddle?
yes... but only with certain ppl
What do you think of feet?
I dont have nething against feet
Name your favorite state.
Georgia
Would you ever live in Venice, Italy?
No... i'd visit it tho!
Are you a loser?
haha i didnt use to be, but i might be now! lol... prby depends on who ur asking!
Would you ever wear polka dots with stripes?
haha no... eww i hate polka dots
Do you wish you had invented the internet?
If i was rich then yes...
Do you think you’ve had a past life?
Umm yeah duh!
If yes, what do you think you were like?
I def was a bird too!
Do you…?
Bite your fingernails? yuck no
Stop at stop signs? Usually...
Wear shoes in the house? nope
Sleep with stuffed animals? one
Burn CDs illegally? not really... i use to
Hate blowing your nose? mmhmm no...
Like the color pink? yep its my favorite
Feel lost without your cell phone? Lol i think that question was invented for me! i flip out if i dont have it!
Dress nicely? when im going out! i dont really like to tho...
Like being touched? no...
Have you ever…?
Randomly kissed someone? lol idk i dont think so
Gotten a picture with someone you don’t know, just for fun? yea lol at Kennywood with Annie and Mar... haha we took a full roll of us with random hott guys! wow i need to go find that now...
Punched someone in the face? haha yup
Spilled red juice all over your pants? no... i dont like juice!
Watched someone sleep? (In a non-stalker way hopefully) yea
Listened to a song more than ten times in a row? yep im the queen of repeat!
Liked someone too old or too young for you? hmm... not really?
Gotten gum stuck in your hair? yes...
Do you want to…?
Have kids? yup someday
Go on a safari? lol already been on one... I still have my safari boots from the Terch meeting
Be famous? ehh... it wouldn't be extremely bad but prby not...
Get married on the beach? it would be cute... but not really me! im too fat to be on a beach!
Be a kid forever? YES!
Ride on a camel? did it
Get a tattoo? have one
Lose ten pounds? omg YES!
Go on a road trip? yea... me and Ashie are planning it... that and our Love Parade adventure
Randomly beat someone up? not randomly... I may have a reason to
Do you know…?
Why the sky is blue? Wendel said something about it... I don't remember... I didn't pay attention in her class
Which number president Abe Lincoln was? yea
Who owns Microsoft? no
Who wrote The Star-Spangled Banner? sure do
What time it is? yep
Who won the Superbowl? yea Motha F-in Tom Brady!
Your social security number? yep
Your grandmother’s sister’s son’s name? yup
Do you have any money in your pocket? I have no POCKETS... I like that word
Do you give money to homeless people? No... but i gave them my subway once in DC!
Have you ever been to Washington D.C.? wow i just said that... weird!
Did you notice all the homeless people near the White House? umm no...
It’s pretty sad, isn’t it? I guess so... even though I didn't see them
Do you like George Bush? i like his last name!
Did you ever see his dog? no
Don’t you think that it’s cuter than him? Well George is pretty cute for an old guy!
Do you even like Scotties? awe yeah! Marcus has one!
Do you have a dog? yep
Did you ever collect Spice Girls bubblegum wrappers? of course... they came with stickers too... I had alot of them
Do you want a red convertible? uhh sure... id prby wreck it tho!
Do you watch American Idol faithfully? I use too... but not this season!
Name your favorite season and why. summer... it's when all my awsome, funny memories start and I can't even explain it... I love walking around with the crew during the summer... and pool hopping... and you can't leave out those pool incidents
Are there any posters on your walls? yea... Mary Kate and Ashley... i use to have Josh Harnett everywhere back in 6th grade when i was going to marry him!
Do you like arcade games? no
How many computer speakers do you have? none on my laptop... the sound just comes out the bottom! but two on my desktop...
Which room is your computer in? we have like 5
Have you read a book in the past month? yea
Have you ever sold anything on eBay? my palm pilot!
Did you…today?
Brush your teeth? yea
Eat breakfast? nope
Talk on the phone? yea
Fall over? haha not yet
Curse? nope
Get yelled at? no
Spill something? not yet
Go anywhere? the doctor
Lie? nope
Do a survey? funny... yea
WHoo going to see Nelly on March 15th...
♥I love u Brian♥
Happy Valentine's Day ya'll! muah! xoxo -Crysa
So... yeah looks like Brads gunna be kickin in military style again in three weeks... only this time in IRAQ!!!! grr... im so mad! they didnt even give him any notice er nething they called him this morning and told him to pack his stuff cuz hes going to be processing in the morning... as in TOMORROW morning! Im going to miss his SOO much... i mean, he just got home! Welp i will prby be joining him soon enough...
Tell everybody that I miss them,
and i can't wait to get back home.
Until then, I'll serve my country
and be proud to wear this uniform.
Are you going to fight for me?
die for me?
live and breathe for me?
do you care for me?
So... i got to talk to Brian a lot yesterday which was good... nd this weekend was pretty good too! Hoose and i went out Fri night and they just passed out early here lol! Nd last night i went out with Jordan... for about .10 before i made him bring me home! lol... i like never want to do anything anymore haha! im SOO boring! but u know u love me! muah biatches! xoxo -Crysa!
So... yea! how about i love the random comments... ya'll r awesome! but please no perverted ones... :) thanks...
I went over Cody Gs today and we got our counselor forms filled out! i love teaching canoeing and im so happy my training this summer wont interfere again! yay... props for the army today!* Also... im going cruise clothes shopping soon and im way excited! I cant wait for that at all... nd to graduate... 81 more days and cya freakin bye ecc!
Ok... bbl! u know u love me! Muah xoxo -Crystal