Is it possible for guys to have morning sickness? Well fuck it, I'm having it. Sympathy pains of a pregnancy that didn't happen for another month x.x... and many more to come I hope.

Times are tough, but we've survived tougher. I have a second interview at another PetSmart. I don't know how far it will go or even if it will get off the ground at all, but it couldn't hurt, right? My Pizza delivery job is gaining momentum and also gaining me more frustration. I hate working the other store and will say to myself I'll think twice before accepting another opprotunity to work there, but let's face it. I'm their bitch right now, so bring on the pain.

Here's an idea for all you girls out there. When the delivery guy comes to your door "I'm in my drawers." Is NOT an acceptable form of tip. Please offer something more monetary and less 70s Porno. You are NOT as hot as you think you are, Laquesha Johnson of Twin Beeches Apartments in Rochester, NY.