Scorpio: Increased need for control, hostility, violent frustration (wall kicking, throwing objects), irrationality, increased obsessiveness - they may spend hours and hours focused on one task almost manically, rejection of others though frustration they are not 'there', flashbacks

LOL... I don't throw objects...

Where did you get this? What else do they know?

Because this is the sum of my existance. Not a good thing about being a Scorpio because there are none.

"But Michael?..." No one is asking but I need some dramatics for effect. "What about all of those hints at you being sexy and full of passion?"

What about them? How many Scorpios actually benifit from this rumored "Passionate ability" and "Sex appeal"? It's 2013 and sex has never been more of a hang up. That's not even a positive anymore. Feminism and Conservatism has made sex the bane of fucking everything.

They need more horoscopes that are like this. Brutally honest and not catering to egos.

Just tell me "Hey, Bitch-face. Your day is going to be shit, and you are going to either make it out of it stronger or let it make you even more feeble. Get over yourself, find your stamina, and make it your reason to want more. Fuck you."

Damn straight, Horoscope that will never be.