So last year in veags i am 22 and my friend chris and i are at mick's cues and brews and well i may have been drinking and i may have had 2 glasses of wine. any way the first thing you have to know is i am not very good and billards but i can jump the cue when every i want with alot of skill. now my and chris a horseing around and chris steps on my car keys and falls i think what a dork untill he pops up and says "Scuba steve own why did you do that" i start laughing so hard i could barely stand. chris is is luaghing he is on a knee. anyway we clam down but the kinda clam that you see in blooper reels the kind that your only calm on the surface one small move and you are right back at it. well i am about to shoot and chris yells out the scuba steve line and i hit the ball way to hard the ball goes flying threw the air down a few tables and skins a mans ear and breaks the set he just setup. i am on the floor Laughing tears are running down my face and i can't breath i thought i was going to die laughing and that only made me laugh harder. chris goes and gets the cue ball and tells the man i am his retard brother and it was my first time drink i hear this and i act retard and i lay it on think one eye half shut speaking the way i do when i act think way and i am great at it i got to the front lines at the Circus Circus just fucking around. any way the guy gives the ball back and and i call redo and that i start doing it again and chris starts his line and i luagh and the ball flyign throught the air and rolls under the same guys table i go and get it and the guys hands it to me and i say thanks dude he goes "wait i thought you were retarded" i said "no way i thought you were too. i go back to the table and we start playing again and the bartender comes over aand says he saw the whole thing and asked us to leave. i was like all right no problem we pay the tab and start walking for the door chris yells out its god damn scuba steves fault if he hadnt stab adam sandler. non oh this shit would have happen fuckers omg i had to pull his fat ass out the door.