Do you think this is weird?
I waved at the herald at Medieval Times
And I continued to "flirt" with him.
I wrote him a note that said:
"You blow your horn very well.
And I think you're cute."
I put my number on it,
And after a panic attack,
I gave him the note.
And I ran for my life.
Next day:
I found him on myspace.
I knew nothing about him
Other than he works at Medieval Times
And he plays the horn.
That's it
And I found him.
That's pretty fucking good.
I own myspace.
Now what should I do?
He hasn't called me yet.
But it's only been three days.
And I don't know why I even care.
Because he's not my "type."
He's not that cute.
He isn't granola.
Why do I care about this hornblower?
Probably because he "flirted" back.
Probably because I do think he's somewhat cute.
Probably because he likes Everwood.
Probably because I want a boyfriend because that's what all the cool kids are doing.
Yes.
This is weird.
But I am going to myspace him if he doesn't call me.
I'll give it a week.
Hopefully he won't put out a restraining order on me.
the only loves of my life are you
and anything that is edible that doesn't taste like ketchup.