The actor called me tonight. I let it go to voicemail. He left me an extremely long message saying: "I want to talk to you again. You're a great person. I liked getting to know you. We should be friends. Thank you for introducing me to Death Cab." Etc. Why can't these stupid boys just leave me alone? I don't fucking care that you're happy now. Hey guess what! I have a boyfriend and his name is Misery. And he's more loyal than you ever could have been.