I woke up around 8:00 and I was like what the hell am I doing up. So I get this FUKIN tex message saying I should wake the FUCK UP. Yup, I guessed it too, it was COBI. I FUKIN LOVE her SO MUCH. I wanna cut her up into small pieces dip her in sour cream and stuff her in perogese. Thats how much I love her. Anyways, she came over around 10:00 and we just chilled. We left my house around 11:45 to play soccer. I didn't play though my arms are still SORE! So we went to BG park and COBI and my brother played for like 2 minutes. They kiked the ball like once and they were done. It was funny! So, then we went back to Cobi's house and she changed. Hanz had sex in Cobi's living room. Cobi has this huge dog, COAL. He is the cutest FUKIN dOG ever. Hanz and COAL had sex in the living room. It was pretty HARDCORE. So we went back to my house. We were all hungry so then Me and COBI went to Burger King. We ordered 2 Whoopers and 2 Steak Anguses with 2 medium fries with ketchip and sweet and sour sauce. Cobi and I had a Whooper and my brother had 2 anguses. We were stuffed. Then me and Cobi decided to finish Itlian Job. Great movie by the way. Then we watched, A Man Apart. Another great movie. So my dad got home and Cobi invited me over for dinner. I went over for dinner. We went to a bowling LAne and chilled with COBi's soccer buddy, Uley. I saw Tommy there, Alans bro. Then we went to chill out in Vernon Hills parking lot. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. COBI said the cutest most adorable FUKIN thing ever. She said, "every time Im with you, its like having sex. I dont need to be eatin out or fingered to be pleasured. As long as I am with you, I am happy". I wanted to FUKIN RIPE her clothes off and Rape her to death. AWW, I love her so much. I feel the same way about her. I just love when she kisses my neck. My neck is defintly my weakest and ticklest part of my body. She has the most lucious LIPS ever. Awwwwwwww, jacking off! Lips like Angelina Jolie. YAA, that lucious.Anyways, enough about her lips and lets talk about how harry my ass is. My ass is so FUKIN harry that I have more hair done there then on top of my head. HAHA! It keeps me warm in the WINTER. APPArently, I have a Hairy ass. Thats okay, Ill WAX that shit off, just for her. Cobi hates hair, and so do I. I hate hair so much that I wax my penis area and my chest and stomach. Like two days ago, my penis area started bleeding because of the waxing. That shit hurts like a bitch. But who want a bussy, harry penis. Not me, nor COBI! Its better that way. So now you can see my six pack. I'm gonna go call my love now, hopefully shes not sleeping. Will definlty write later. C ya. Oh ya, almost for got. Happy April fools Day!! Don't do anyting out of the ordinary.