*What Would You Do If Someone Called You A Slut?: I'd smack their ass. *Have You Ever Electrocuted Yourself?: No. *At About What Age Do You Think People Get Really Boring?: 40ish. *Would You Ever Consider Getting Pregnant At 16?: Oh of course... um, NO. *Are You Wonderful?: whatever you say. *Who Would You Never Sleep With?: Edward Scissorhands, Michael Jackson, and any of the boys at gus (except Q, wink wink) *Do You Know Anybody With Purple Hair?: No. *Are There Any Normal People In This World?: Normal people worry me. *Are Clouds Really Marshmallows?: No. They are water droplets and dirt. *Did Your Mom Ever Drop You On Your Head When You Were A Baby?: No, but I fell down the stairs because my babysitter did not care about me. *Are You Absolutely Insane?: Yes. *Do Jumping Beans Really Make You Jump: No. They jump. You fucking idiot. *What Makes Hair Grow?: IT JUST DOES. STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS. *Why Are Oranges Orange?: They just are. *Do You Enjoy Singing 100 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall: No. *Why Does The Energizer Bunny Keep Going And Going And Going?: Because he is very horny. *Why did the chicken cross the road?: To find the cock. *Have you ever smelled the rain?: Yes. *Have you ever had someone from your past suddenly appear?: Yes *Have you ever felt like the whole world was right?: No, everyone is wrong except me. *Have you ever seen true beauty?: No, get away from me you fucking pig.:) *Have you ever felt that someone was more beautiful because of their flaws?: Whatever you say... *Have you ever cried because you felt good?: No. At the end of a happy movie, I cry because my life is depressing. *Have you ever walked along when it's cold outside and you have a fever?: Um, I never get fevers... *Have you ever seen the sky at night when the clouds look like flowers?: Sure... What are you smoking...? *Have you ever seen a grown man cry?: Yes. And it was hilarious. *Have you ever needed to be held?: No. *Have you ever been really sick?: Yes, I was sent to the hospital because of it. *Have you ever made a snowman in your front yard?: Yes. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!! *Have you ever known what it was like to love and be loved in return?: Why yes, John Lennon. *Have you ever had a crush?: Um... yes... Are you stupid? *Have you ever had a kiss?: Yes, and I eat Hershey's all the time. *Have you ever tried to write poetry but ended up throwing it away?: Um, yes. *Have you ever found it later and laughed at yourself?: No, because I threw it away. Are you a fucking retard? *Have you ever felt like you knew something was right?: All the time... *Have you ever seen something terribly sad happen right before your eyes?: Yes. *Have you ever experienced true happiness?: Um, I doubt it. *Have you ever given a love letter? No, but I told someone how much I liked them over AIM, if that counts. *Have you ever tried to make someone feel better, just because you saw they were down?: No. *Have you ever wanted to be a kid again?: No. *Have you ever blown big bubbles with pink gum?: Yes. *Have you ever lost a love?: No. *Have you ever experienced puppy love?: No. *Have you ever experienced love at first sight?: No. If I thought someone was hott I might have wanted to bang them, but I didn't love them. Okay, that was weird. (yes it was... No i am not talking to myself. I am talking to this other person.) *Have you ever tried to tell someone something but the words wouldn't come out?: No, but I have tried to tell someone something and they are too fucking stupid to take the hint. *Have you ever had a really good time with your best friends?: I don't have any best friends. *Have you ever told them how much they mean to you? No. *Have you ever shown them that you love them? No. *Have you ever told your parents you love them? ...Can't say I have, because I usually just say it for money *Have you ever played with your old toys from childhood? No.