No, we did not get a jetski. But I want one. They are so much fun. Golf is fun too. Besides, if I'm going to be a doctor, I have to know how to play golf. Plus, think of all the fun things I get to say... 1. My hands are so sweaty... I can't get a good grip! 2. Hold on a second... Do you want me to wash your balls? 3. Wow, you really wacked the hell outta that sucker. 4. Just straighten your back and drop it. 5. You have a nice stroke, but your followthrough leaves a lot to be desired. 6. Are you having a problem getting your balls in that hole? 7. Isn't it hard to walk after all those holes? 8. Are my legs spread wide enough? 9. Look at the size of that putter! 10. Has anyone told you how bent your shaft is? (I had to change some of those, as they would make me sound like a man)