Hungover from coke. At mallory's. We "shared the wealth." Watched Moulin Rouge and Grease! The Grease Lightning is wicked radical. ("dude" says Meghan) Contacted freaks on Ouija board. They didn't know Jack Schitt. Ate "coffee" cake for breakfast. Wooh! Meghan is better than me at "Bop It." She has no life. MALLORY'S PUPPY IS AMAZINGLY ADORABLE. Wooh! I gave Mallory a manicure. And massages for everyone!