Wow it's been awhile, this diary is hard to get into cuz I'm always so DAMN BUSY! especially with my family doing everything in their power to keep me off the puter for some reason. Anyways I'm in cali til July 9th, hoping to live it out to the fullest since this is a short visit and I won't even be able to come back next year if I'm lucky enough to make it into GSP. So yea fun times. Talked to Megan for 2 hrs, 22 minutes and 39 secs yesterday, it was crazy. As is this story. Just so you know we live in this little town and My cousin's friend came over and started tellling him this story while CAitlin and I are chilling in the car next to him: So Lave (my cousins friend) went to this guy's house and everyone is way coked up. So he starts playing cards with them and he's winning left and right cuz they're all so fucked up. They ask him to go pick up their friend who will give him $100, so of course he's like "HEll Yes!" HE drives out there, this guy's no where to be found. He calls back and tlels them and the guy is like "Oh man, I'm sorry, just come on back and I'll give you gas $" He gave him $40 for gas and so LAve's like all right cool. So they play cards some more and then they decide to go over to this other guy's house and they ask Lave to bring one of their buddies since they all cant fit in one car, he says sure and they literally drive around the corner and these guys give him $30 for gas. THey walk up to the house and some chick answers who Lave recognizes from some porn zines he's seen. She's like "hey guys, we're just giving Mike his bday present, so don't be freaked out." They walk in to find some chick butt ass naked giving this guy head on the floor. But is she the slightest bit phased? of course not. All she does is look around, go "Hey guys!" and go right back to what she was doing. So LAve's like uh...hey. and they continue to play cards. It's getting late and Lave's ready to go on home and goes to the guy who had been getting head earlier to say bye since it was his house. Walks into this room where he's screwing this chick in the ass and he's like "Uh thanks Matt bye" and Matt goes "Oh ok see ya!" and continues fucking her. WHAT THE HELL?????? turns out that chick thought she was auditioning to be in a porn zine, but really it was just for his bday. thats some crazy stuff if you tell me. But then Lave says, hey Mike (my cousin) I can probly get her to get someone to "audition" on you for your "bday" and Mike agrees and says he;d rather do it in private cuz he doesn't think he could keep a boner in front of all those ppl, he'd get nervous. Then they discuss how they love whores, but wouldnt screw one cuz they have all kinds of diseases. That's how messed up my life can be, this was all COMPLETELY and utterly normal to me and to them and to my little sister. And it's also normal for him to be like, I'm gonna go smoke a bowl, I'll be up here later. Craziness I tell you....