[02] Apple Fiction

by mhungojerrie
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now...do you really want your doctor to leave? I mean, what can an apple do that a doctor can't do better? For example, if you were to recieve tuberculosis, an apple isn't going to com up to you and say: "Hey, eat me. I cure TB!" Have you ever seen an apple that desires to be eaten? Or how about if you were to recieve a broken leg. An apple doesn't know how to x-ray or bandage or anything of the sort. Apples are putting doctors out of business! Docs want YOU to support National hospitals.
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lol cool. :D evil apples!! they just won't quit till 'ya eat'em all up.. poor doctors are getting sold short for fruit. :P

thanks for all the comments on my journal/diary =^^= 'ya seem really nice. ^^

yeah, lol Nivek is my RPG character's name. :P (i just used my name spelled backwards for'em) hehe ^^ pretty cool. :D
[Anonymous]
oh, yeah ^^ YYH rocks. :D I've gotten really into it recently. ^^ (i loved the dark tournament saga)

I got the new DVD at Suncoast in the mall. (it's called "The Seven") I like it. ^^
[Anonymous]
How did you put the picture in your header information, I've been trying to find out and no one knows ...

*ERIN*
[Anonymous]
Ya know how little kids hate to go to the doctor because he always shoves popsicle sticks up your nose and thermometers up your ass? lol, yeah.I think it was a stupid proverb created for the youthful. But apples really are good for you, if you eat one before every meal you can lose a lot of weight and get really fit!
Hrm, i should do that...i need to lose about twenty. ughh.
take care, homie.
-Lili