20//Sex this

Listening to: Crickets
Feeling: agitated
So lately... My mind has been clogged like a Nose with Mucis in the middle of Winter. I wouldn't mind running out into Snow Swept Landscapes, Naked. And just feeling the grasp of Frost all over me. To absorb me, Hopefully making me numb to all Emotions. For the Simple fact that it's more fun being Lazy, and having not to Worry about the Ever-Increasing size of the Zit between my eyes. The most annoying spot ever. I have become a walking Bullseye. Or, better yet - A demented version of Rudolph - Incapable of placing his nose in the right place. My mind is running away on me, i can't believe it's far more fit then i am. Considering it's my mind's Fault for me sitting on my ass to start with. I wouldn't mind walking out into the middle of a Crowded Dance Floor, in one of the Many tiny smokey atmospheres of a Club, or Bar. And see how many people sit their hands on my Waist as if i were some sort of Mantle Piece for them to lean on, and rest against. Perhaps i should take a Wheel Chair, and enjoy the View from someone else's Point. Wait..... It's not a Zit after all, It's a spat of Tomato Sauce... Evidence, that i have indeed - Been violating the Tomato Sauce Can, with my Forehead. If your shoulders were so Wide, and could Carry the Pressures of this World, could you at least lend my ass a hand, and let me ride upon them ?? I Love nothing more then sitting atop the World, with as little effort as possible.
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Well, if I remember correctly from what this entry said earlier, they were looking at your crotch, but now they're looking at your face.
At least they're looking at you.
Zit's pop and go away.
Just like romance.
[Anonymous]
Pizza shaped beer bottles?
Or a beer and pizza float with vanilla ice cream.
That's my kinda romance.
[Anonymous]
I'll be your tomato sauce can, said the beer can to the pizza box.
But then we're left to wonder when does the romance become a fable?
Or is it just a horse drawn carriage that we're looking for in our pile of pizza boxes and empty beer cans?

Eh, it's late.
My comments suck today.
[Anonymous]
I've always wanted a hippo.
Maybe hippo pizza and whale blubber beer for the sunny days when we can stroll through the grass and fall over laughing at some inside joke neither of us understands?
[Anonymous]
Yes. Deal. Let's do it in November for fear of rejection in February or April for they are the holder's of the two most romantic holidays, Valentine's and April Fools.
Do you guys celebrate April Fool's on that side of the water?
Ah well, here's to flopping like beached fish in the neighbor's garden.
Romance it is indeed.
[Anonymous]
The bastard. I'm hours away from the damn ocean.
Perhaps we should head to the coastline and shoot him down and decorate our pizza with his fermented wings.
You've only used binoculars?
I've been using the damn Hubble Space Telescope and can see nothing but the far corner of my wall.
Perhaps Cupid doesn't fly but crawls underground?
[Anonymous]
If I tasted like beer upon lickation, would I be dubbed 'cupid'?
Bag me and tag me and put me in the jar. I'm a hippo with parakeet wings.
[Anonymous]